A Riddle

YEP

Yeah it was nothing, You guys are quick!

Heres one!

A guy walks onto a plane and notices a friend in the back he waves to his friend and say hi n'stuff.

Then he goes to the piolet who was also his friend. The airline security immeditly arrest him and lock him up WHY?
 
Because he said: Hi n'stuff...?

Esp, you were right...the answer was Silence...
 
Is this one already solved...?

*An old fahioned British type telephone booth.. phone off the hook is hanging down by the wire. On the floor a man lies dead with outstretched and bloodied arms poking through the broken glass panes. Nearby lies a large dead fish!
What happened?*

I studied it for at least 5 minutes. I really have no clue. Was it a flying fish...?


;)
 
He'd just caught the fish, and was boasting on the phone "It was <---------this--------> big" and stuck his hands through the glass. :)
 
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I knew that one!

Hi, Justin, welcome. :)

I have one of those:

A car in a ditch by the side of the road, miles from anywhere, the speedometer reads 00000.

(or do i mean odometer? those confuse me, but i think you know what i mean to mean, the mileage counter thing).
 
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It fell from a transporter or was driven there halfway in forward and half in reverse.:D


I think we're going in circles here, boys and girls:

Originally posted by Ender
IT is more powerful than "GOD"
IT is more evil than the "DEVIL"
if you eat IT you will die
A poor man has IT
a rich man wants IT
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originally posted by PharCyDE
this is proably too simple but what the heck

what am i?
what is greater then god?
more evil then the devil?
if you eat it, you will die?
the poor have plenty of it?
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Justin,
Excellent. I'd have never thought of that.

A guy walks onto a plane and notices a friend in the back he waves to his friend and say hi n'stuff.

Then he goes to the piolet who was also his friend. The airline security immeditly arrest him and lock him up WHY

His first friend was called Jack. :)


A bloke is standing in a room. The room has one door. There's a puddle of water in the middle of the room.
In one corner of the room is a light bulb box with a burnt out bulb in it. There's a recently fitted new bulb in the light fitting, which is on the twelve foot ceiling. The guy hasn't opened the door since the new bulb was fitted and there's nothing else in the room.
How did he change the bulb?
 
LOL @ Hi Jack! Of course he was.

Thanks, whf :)

No idea about the car though. (That's a pretty scary quote, btw)
 
ESP, he stood on the block of ice before it melted to change the bulb.

:) Yes, Justin, it's good but? (I heard it from Peter Gabriel, and it stuck)

And I will leave the car one for a day or so to see if anyone else can get it. I'm rather proud of the simplicity of that one, I made it up myself when it nearly happened to me. (Is that enough of a clue?)
 
Originally posted by esp
It fell from a transporter or was driven there halfway in forward and half in reverse.:D
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Yes /no? :)

Or was the odometer about to pass over to zero and the driver was watching it so intently that they crashed?
 
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esp, no. :) It's much simpler than that.

*lol* oops, sorry, i didn't read all of that last reply properly, it was indeed that the driver was watching the numbers turn over. I did so nearly do that! :)

Justin, he used it in EVE.

OK this is harder (i hope, took me ages!):
...a sailor arrives in port, gets off his ship, and goes immediately to the nearest restaurant. Once there, he orders a bowl of Albatross Soup. After a few spoonfuls, he walks outside and throws himself in the sea, killing himself.

Why?
 
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A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds.
What did he put in the barrel?

<hint: not anti-matter>
 
Justin...

Welcome at Sciforums. That you may post long and happy here. :)

I bet you have the right answer on the riddle. That's what I thought too, a hole.

Then if that is solved, riddle me this:

Why do humans go to bed...? :)
 
Noooooo...

That would be to easy Ender, haha, nice one. ;)

Think a little further, it is not that hard...:cool:
 
Alright

Concider this

There are 8 girls sitting around a table. In the middle of the table, there are 8 apples in a basket. One by one, each girl takes an apple. After each girl has one whole apple, there is still one apple left in the basket...And no, they didn't eat them yet! But how could this be?
 
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