Aaah gendanken its must be that time of the month for you, try to control your anger and use tampons.
Fetus: Tampons feel too much like a baby's finger up your poon. No thank you. I just choose not to menstruate so I don't.
As Xev is apparently a male, I'm apparently a female ("86% confidence!") and a remarkably pure one ("You're 80% pure!"). The tests LIE. Bloody bastards who write these tests. :bugeye: To put things into perspectives, very few female friends I have got as much 'female confidence' or 'purity' as I got. Eck. In case you're wondering, I do possess a Y chromosome ... maybe it's not functional? Oh, getting on topic now ... mm ... which Sciforummer do I burn for ... Definitely Xev. I find her attractive. Call me insane, but I do. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! -- Long live the Female Messiah!
It's not really so much a question of why Wizzle would create a homosexual alter-ego, because at this point, who knows why he does anything. The question is how dumb does he really think the members of this forum are? I'm always amused at those that create multiple usernames in hopes of steering threads in the directions they desire. It's a fascinating phenomenon. Maybe everybody should just come clean with the PM's and show the poor bastard just how boring and mundane the content really is? Hell, I'll get it started. Here's an example from the last few weeks. “ Originally Posted by 15ofthe19 Your avatar is killing me. I can't remember what movie it's from. Is it a Monty Python movie? ” Hehe... yes, good call. It's "Tim the Enchanter" from the Holy Grail. ~Raithere I guess by wizzle's standard, I've got the hots for Raithere, no?
Zero, That test show me what I already knew: I'm a asexual fetus with male tendencies. I'll tell you my gender when my genitals take form. I could be lesbian or a guy which ever.
Padma: Oh come come......no one here? Have you not heard? Have you not seen? Have you not understood??!!! The only reasons why we are here is for desctruction and cybersex, Padma. You don't seem as one who hates herself like I do (ha!) so you MUST be pining for someone here, cybersexing somewhere somewhen. If not- you don't fit the formula!!!. Cookedfeutus: No, not perpetual PMS. More like perpetual lack of humor on your part.
gendanken, Sure its funny its just your to busy bleeding out of your cunt to notice. Hey I'm not trying to make others laugh, I just try to make my self laugh and trust me I'm very good at that. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
PM could only get a erection if you were dress in a veil and not a single part of your skin shows. Trust me baby I'm your love bear! I got a box of assorted sex toys!
Ah cyberlove.... I have a feeling that one member is definitely in cyberlust for another member. It's amusing to watch how this one particular member pants after the other... knowing rejection but still chasing. Ahhh love of the unknown, unseen, unheard... wipes a tear... of friggin laughter from my eyes .. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Kind of sad in a way though.. I feel as though I'm observing some great Shakespearean tragedy. But I wait for the little person to come out with another little rant... denying the love and adoration that is so apparent to all Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!. Does anyone else get the feeling that this thread may have been started so that this particular individual would come out of their shell and just declare? They almost declared, but not quite... The chase continues.. heh.. Padma Aaaaiiiieeeee... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Bells, Who the hell are you talking about? Okay! I admit it! I'm in love with sargentlard! I've heard better rap than Shakesepearean plays. -- The Grand Dragon Gizzard
Well! I don't need to say it anymore since you just did it for me. You took my fun awayPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!.. Great, now I have to find other people to blackmail. Damn you!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Coffee: Like, yah? ME TOO!! The way he dots his i's and curls his q's.....fucking orgasmic. The name alone makes my clit tingle: .....sargenlard....sargentlard....sargentlard...
Bells, Well, it won't work out unless Sarge happens to be gay. Are you available? If you aren't into lonely shut-ins, don’t reply. -- The Grand Dragon Gizzard
Whoa! Now there's a line Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!. I'm available only you can cook, clean the toilet and wax your backPlease Register or Log in to view the hidden image!... If yes, I'm in love.. if no.. the search continues.. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Bells, I can cook, I can clean, and there's no way my butt cheeks are touching a dirty toilet seat; I can guarantee clean.. I'm not looking for love, though. I'm looking for a one night stand that won't result in a full blown police investigation. Gendaken, he makes my teeth sweat. -- The Grand Dragon Gizzard
So I guess we can rule out stealing the police car and having sex on the bonnet infront of the built in camera with the lights flashing red and blue on your bare butt Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!... I'm devastated... I think that's called drool dear Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!.
Bells, Sounds kinky, I'm in. You have to promise no killing, though. The last girl killed a lot of people. She wanted to have sex in a meat locker too. Freaky, huh? Yes, drool. I drool over sargentlard like a rabid dog. -- The Grand Dragon Gizzard.
