Gimme a punchline

A man asks his daughter if she thinks he would make a good mountain guide. What does she say?
 
stateofmind said:
I don't really get this one. What is Fido?

What does the daughter say? "Sure pa"
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Fido is a cliche dog name.

Stay is something one says to dogs.

If the father is guiding mountains, well they are really only going to end up doing one thing, stay in place. She knows this and she knows he is capable of giving them this good guidance.
 
Doreen said:
Fido is a cliche dog name.

Stay is something one says to dogs.

If the father is guiding mountains, well they are really only going to end up doing one thing, stay in place. She knows this and she knows he is capable of giving them this good guidance.
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Ah! Good spin! :p
 
Thanks. It doesn't quite work. But the idea is almost funny as opposed to the joke which isn't almost funny.
 
Fraggle Rocker said:
Do you guys understand any of these? :(
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not really:p

but hey, i thought that it was because they're "grown up" jokes, which seems not the case, or you're not actually 50 years old..

hey, or maybe these are kids' joke to you eh?:roflmao:
 
Hey,
I think this joke works.

Why did the necrophiliac cross the road?

because his parking meter had expired.
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I am a pretty funny person in 'real life'. But I have never been able to make jokes. But here, for the first time, I think I actually made a joke people might tell each other. It no knee slapper, but I'll take what I can get.
 
stateofmind said:
A man asks his daughter if she thinks he would make a good mountain guide. What does she say?
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And she says...'' but Daddy, wouldn't that be incest?" or the cleaner version....." Shouldn't I wait for someone more my own age and preferably not related!"

O.K Kremmen, this one has an answer and believe you'll deliver that to us...
What do you call the Kremmen family hungover to the point of quivering?

I'll wait a day or two and give clues if necessary.

I'll have a crack at the hedgehog one but it's not jumping out at me.
 
Captain Kremmen said:
The answer.

The Angli-CAN ride a motorbike. But the hedgehog CAN'T write a letter. He is not hedghogcated enough
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Ya Pommie bastard, yer dinna gimme a chance. Not that I would have got it, I was really struggling, I was working on 'One's a prickly old cunt riding a harley and the the other is a prickly little runt who can har'ly write.'
 
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stateofmind said:
And after our hero finished his dirty deed, why did he throw a curtain over himself and the meter?
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I'm not sure buuuuuut, what do you call a necrophiliac having a quickie with roadkill (nice arse or not) between passing traffic?
 
Is it a traffic 'as 'ard?


stateofmind said:
And after our hero finished his dirty deed, why did he throw a curtain over himself and the meter?

He didn't want anyone to see the meter getting changed.
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Isn't that joke about a traffic light, not a parking meter?
 
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