You're drawing some long bows here Kremmen but I like it.
Gimme a punchline
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You're drawing some long bows here Kremmen but I like it.
He didn't, he just hung out near the red light in case any cars came to a dead stop.
'edge'og edger cation Part one: - Aspirates.
"Right class 'ere we go. Repeat hafter me. 'ard 'earted 'arold 'edge'og, 'it 'is 'orses 'ead, 'orribly 'urt, 'e 'ardly 'obbled 'ome"
Go' i'? Good.
"Right class 'ere we go. Repeat hafter me. 'ard 'earted 'arold 'edge'og, 'it 'is 'orses 'ead, 'orribly 'urt, 'e 'ardly 'obbled 'ome"
Go' i'? Good.
Not sure, but I know what a passing motorist said to his wife.
"Oh, Thank goodness, the council have covered that dead badger we saw yesterday with an old dirty raincoat"
Captain Kremmen said:
He was putting change in the meter so it was "getting changed" - a stretch but ayyyyy
Don't know but what do you call a masterbating necropheliac that's really into role playing?
Not sure but didn't the cops catch him dead handed?
Excellent!
A speed hump.
Ahhh!!!!
Fraggle Rocker
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No I'm not. I'm 66.
When I was a kid we told "elephant jokes." An example: What do you get when you cross a grape with an elephant?
No no! We say "snegro" now. (Another joke from my day. Today it would have to be "sblack," which is too hard to pronounce unless you speak a Slavic language.)
People have actually been lambasted for using the perfectly respectable word "niggardly," which means "cheap-shit."
Well done Fraggle, I knew you wouldn't disappoint.
'sblack humour at it's best.
Does pernickity become pernegroty?
and don't call me a lame basterd
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I can't believe what Fraggle just said.
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Is it a clown who wanted to play with a Hamlet?
I'll start using it as soon as you make a video of going into a ghetto wearing old and stained clothes without showering or shaving for a week and asking the first black person you see "Do you think I look niggardly today?"
Captain Kremmen said:
How'd you come to this one? I can't put it together.
What do you call a masterbating necropheliac that's really into role playing?
He's playing with possum.
Hamlet= a little dead pig
Fraggle Rocker
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"Niggardly" means "stingy," not "poor."
Oh thanks for clearing that up. Just switch the sentence around and act stingier when you make the video.
No clues, it's too easy.
FRACTURED ETYMOLOGY:
WORD - Enigmatic. meaning one who is revered and commands respect.
From Enigma, first coined by an Australian in Harlem, Spud Emperor who declared loudly, "Eh Nig' ma shoes need shinin'"
Sorry Fraggle I know I'm starting to push things a bit.
WORD - Enigmatic. meaning one who is revered and commands respect.
From Enigma, first coined by an Australian in Harlem, Spud Emperor who declared loudly, "Eh Nig' ma shoes need shinin'"
Sorry Fraggle I know I'm starting to push things a bit.