Gimme a punchline

To see a man lay down.

(he thinks this means 'bird feathers' which it does)

by the way this is based on the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see a man lay bricks.

A joke I loved for years, though I found it very mysterious. Then suddenly I got it.
 
Doreen!
Nice. Especially the parking meter. You got me.
And the good thing about fucking an expired parking meter?
You don't have to concern yourself with whether you meet'er needs.
 
Asked why he had his penis in the coin slot, our hero replied "what? I can't change the way I am."
 
Doreen, the parking meter gag is really very funny.
I told it to the Spud Empress and she cackled and she's a tough audience.
I've texted it to a couple of friends so it's getting currency.

What do you call Captain Kremmen having an introspective moment?

Getting in touch with his Kremmen inside!
 
Spud Emperor said:
O.K, here's a slightly easier one.

What is the difference between an amateur Dutch entomologist and gastro enteritis?
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One is Crapping Much Infection, and the other is A Crap Dutch Insect Collection
I've spent about an hour on that, and it's the best I can do.

I hope you realise that this kind of riddle does require there to be an answer.
You can't just make up some ludicrous comparison.

Try this one I just made up. It has an answer.
What is the difference between an Anglican vicar riding a motorbike and a hedghog writing a letter.
 
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Spud Emperor said:
Why did the necrophiliac cross the road?
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He was going to the butcher to buy a pig.



btw Just found this picture while I was looking for something else.
peter-griffin.jpg
 
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And after our hero finished his dirty deed, why did he throw a curtain over himself and the meter?

He didn't want anyone to see the meter getting changed.
 
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