World's largest fake breast!!!

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  1. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    :bravo:
     
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  3. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    At least if she has a boating accident while drunk, those should keep her afloat till help arrives.
     
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  5. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    how are polypropylene string boobs different than regular implants? Is it legal in the US or do you have to leave the country to get them?
     
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  7. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    She paid for the breasts, but the trailer trash look was free.
     
  8. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    I have the same internet as you do, but since you trusted me with the question, I assume the string boobs are continuously growing just like string beans.
    I also assume you have to go abroad to get it done, since it is not approved in the US. I made up both answers, they could be wrong, but again, you have the same internet as I do...
     
  9. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    OK, I am not a complete asshole:

    "But once upon a time, and sources are vague on when exactly that was, there was another type of implant available in the US. Best I can figure it was probably some time in the late 1990s. They're called polypropylene string breast implants, and boy are they weird.

    Invented by cosmetic surgeon Dr. Gerald W. Johnson of Houston, Texas, polypropylene string breast implants were only available for a short time before the FDA snuffed them out due to medical complications, such as tissue irritation. The implants are made of plastic resin strings about the size and shape of yarn. When they're implanted, their additional bulk provides an initial increase in breast size. But while that's where traditional implants begin and end, polypropylene string implants are just getting started.

    The plastic strings are designed to irritate the breast tissue, which sounds pretty damn uncomfortable but apparently isn't. The irritation causes fluid to accumulate in the breasts after the strings are implanted. And continue to accumulate. Month after month. For as long as they're in.

    Which means that after they're implanted, polypropylene string implants continue to cause the breasts to enlarge and expand. Chelsea Charms, for example, has breasts that are no longer measurable on the traditional cup size scale. Her official web site lists them as weighing 26 pounds (12 kg) each, and growing. That's 52 total pounds of boob she's carrying around. They strain believability. Fortunately, they seem to grow slowly enough that the surrounding skin and tissue have enough time to stretch."

    Apparently I was right on both issues....
     
  10. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Can they ever be removed or are they so ingrown into her body now that she would have to have a complete mastectomy?
     
  11. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    I appreciate your trust in me as the best fake breast expert on Sciforums, but as I mentioned earlier I only know as much as you do using the internet.
     
  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    umm well, maybe others know. I didn't mean for it to seem as if the question was directed at you alone.

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  13. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I remember undoing the bra strap of a rather large breasted woman I dated a few times and to this day I still marvel at how far that lady's undergarment flew through the air. I like big knockers but holy shit, the rest of her has to compliment the enormity of the chest. Big jugs on an ugly woman doesn't make her any prettier or desirable. Nice to be able to put one in your mouth and one in your ear and make a phone call to heaven.

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  14. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    That is of course not true. If she is ugly, at least she should be well endowded...
     
  15. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    Big tits don't detract from ugliness but at least on the beer scale she starts off with a minimum number instead of there isn't enough beer in the universe. (That's absolute zero in beer scale terminology but it may have changed since yesterday.)
     
  16. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    First, if it is dark, at least you have something to hold onto. Second, try titty fuck a slim ugly woman...
     
  17. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    Already your limiting fun with the ugly girl since it isn't always dark. I'll agree with there being advantages for having an ugly large breasted woman with you in the dark.

    I remember a girl from HS who had a body that didn't quit but a face like it'd been hit with a shovel. At one dance she came on to me. Before I say what happened, tell me what I should have done.
     
  18. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    To get drunk, quick. I know what happened, you married her...
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Was she nice or was she a bitch? Are you from Canada?

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  20. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    Christ no!

    I is and no she wasn't.

    I actually learned a very valuable lesson that night. I don't know about you guys but have you ever noticed that ugly girls have some hot friends. Here's what I did.....

    I simply asked her if somebody was putting her up to this. She said her friends were. I asked her if she felt uncomfortable with that and she admitted so. Knowing the situation it was incumbent on me to treat this woman with more respect than I would give any of her friends. Remember I wasn't sidling up to 250 lbs of horseflesh, this gal was built like a brick shithouse with massive cans. So I played the game, I got her away from her friends and let's just say she and I had a good night. I was a hit and the friends were easy pickings after that.

    That one night opened my eyes. To this day, in the real world mind you & not this internet reality, I try and be friendly to everyone I meet. I've heard it called 'people skills" by some and it is amazing how women respond to it. So if I were to meet the woman with the biggest tits in the world I would definitely say a warm hello.
     
  21. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Well isn't that when you hear the guy say.......oh well I can always just shove her face in the pillow, so I don't have to see it. :bugeye:
     
  22. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    Absolutely...the wrong thing to say. Especially amongst peers....word travels fast.
     
  23. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah well I only mention it because I have heard men say that about women that look like they got hit in the face by a truck.
     
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