World's largest fake breast!!!

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  1. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Personally I need a face that I enjoy looking at. It wouldn't matter to me if the man had the perfect body, if his face looked like he was hit by a train. It would cancel the other out for me and I would not be attracted.
     
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  3. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    Macho enhancing verbiage.



    My point is that you would become more attractive. Ugly needs love too.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    But ugly needs not to pass its ugly genes to next generation. Love all you want but keep the kids out of this.
     
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  7. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    LMAO!!!! Sometimes ugly ppl have beautiful kids don't they? :shrug:
     
  8. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    But only mailmen, milkmen and travelling salesmen get the credit.
     
  9. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Well that's a bit hard today. There is no milkmen, travelling salesman and the mailman doesn't even come to the door anymore. He puts it in the big box at the end of the street for everyone.

    All that is left are the occassional Jehovah's that come to the door.
     
  10. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I considered that possibility but nahhhh!

    Hey Shorty.....back to big knockers. Have you ever done or seen somebody stuff their bra with whatever? My sister is a nurse and once told me of a guy who had a salami taped to his inner thigh so I was wondering if women are guilty of similar feats and what happens when they are found out? Risk-reward at work here?
     
  11. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    HA HA!! salami...

    Well personally I have never had the need to stuff my bra with anything. I actually have a hard time finding a bra nowadays without tons of padding, balloons, little air pouches inside. I have to remove those "cookies" they call them or my own boobs wouldn't fit in the bra.

    I heard a funny story once from a guy though. He met up with this girl that he thought had about " C-D" breasts. Well when they finally got down to business she was pretty flat. When she took the bra off , her boobs went with it. LOL

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    Men are so easily fooled. They should go into the bra department and look at some of these bras. They stand up on their own. They have all kinds of side pockets in them where little air cushions, foamies are inserted to make your boobs appear much bigger then they really are.

    For us women who don't need all the tricks, it is tricky to find a bra that actually leaves room for your boobs.
     
  12. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I remember this girl chatting me up, I can't remember where. Her side profile revealed curves in all the right places. However when she talked to me face to face I didn't have the heart to tell her some of the Kleenex she was padding her bra with was falling out.

    Anyway, in movies the woman always stuffs money deep down into the cleavage. Fact or fiction: Do things crammed between two big fleshy mounds actually stay there during the course of an evening. Have you ever stashed cash in there, if so how much, why, or forgotten about it until...uh...er...you know.
     
  13. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    They can and will do anything in the Movies

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    Back to reality now, no I have never stashed cash there. Sometimes my b/f while giving me 20.00 to get something at the store or whatever shoves it down there to be funny.
     
  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Ever seen those little perfume samples? I sometimes put one of those in my bra.

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    But its too risky to put money there. They make bras with money pockets though.

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  15. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I think our Big Boobs winner could hide a case of two-four, Niagara Falls or a micro-nation in there.
     
  16. Tht1Gy! Life, The universe, and e... Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, yeah, talk is cheap! Prove it!! lol

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  17. mavericstud9 Registered Member

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    Originally Posted by mavericstud9
    Adult film John Holmes may have exaggerated his penis size.It may have been anywhere from 8 or 9 inches to 10 or 11 inches.Seeing,it is not bigger my own huge 9 inches.I know there are who lie,but some of us-rare as it is do have big,porn or adult film star penises. ”



    Lol, Finally found a thread where you can talk about your dick, didn't ya? How long did you have to read to find that?
    Even your screen name has a 9 in it.

    Obsess much?

    Since it's a science forum maybe you should know that men with large members often suffer from erectile dysfunction as they get older. Good luck with that.
    Sorry,that talk of me having a big cock upsets the moron with the dunce cap.I guess,all us big dicked guys should spend tons of money having scientist reserch into a cock shrinking ray,so they won't feel bad.Unfortunately,such things don't exist-so I guess all us big dicked guys,will just have to live our big cocks and all you stupid,small or average sized guys will continue to be jealous.Sorry,I'm obessed with my big cock-but excuse me,I was blessed with a bit more in the peter depart.Us big meat guys are like that.Ask any guy with a big peter and you usually might get the same responce.
    By the way,who picks a fat guy or whatever it is,sitting on a trash can,wearing a dunce cap.Me,I'd pick Superman or Han Solo or James Bond or something cool.This just makes think what a big bafoon you must be.

    So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

    Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

    But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

    "When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

    This Jonah guy seems like a nice guy-so I gather from e-males from him on My Space.I can identify with the guy.I might not have a gigantic dick like his,but despite what you hear,celebrities and porn stars with giant cocks,you can get turned by women-the rude,crude,stupid kind you might find here on this message board.Their so busy insulting and talking how they hate big cock,they forget your a human being dehind all that.Its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean baby I can do A LOT with a little dick.What jealous,stupid shit.?
    Sorry,but god made us all different.Some of us are handsome,intelligent,big cocked guy and some us are beautiful,big breast women.You can't accept other peoples difference,then go do us a favor-stop posting your ignorant shit on message boards like this-either get used to it or literally go hang your fucking self really.I'm sorry,the worlds full of ugly,stupid and ignorant,short dicked men,who hate anyone who isn't like them.And I'm sorry,the worlds full of ignorant,fat,stupid small jugged women.
    Because the real freak show is idiots like you people.
     
  18. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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    Lol, dude,from one dunce to another, buy spellcheck before telling everyone how smart you are.
    I know that big tool is stealing the blood from your brain but make an effort, please.
     
  19. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Ever hear of Fiona Flaps?
     
  20. mavericstud9 Registered Member

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    • Sorry,that talk of me having a big cock upsets the moron with the dunce cap.I guess,all us big dicked guys should spend tons of money having scientist reserch into a cock shrinking ray,so they won't feel bad.
    • Unfortunately,such things don't exist-so I guess all us big decked guys,will just have to live our big cocks and all you stupid,small or average sized guys will continue to be jealous.Sorry,I'm obessed with my big cock-but excuse me,I was blessed with a bit more in the peter depart.Us big meat guys are like that.Ask any guy with a big peter and you usually might get the same responce.
    • By the way,who picks on a fat guy or whatever it is,sitting on a trash can,wearing a dunce cap.Me,I'd pick Superman or Han Solo or James Bond or something cool.This just makes (*me) think what a big bafoon you must cool::bravo::idea:
    • I'm a big bafoon with good looks,brains,artist talent and a big peter.
     
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  21. mavericstud9 Registered Member

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    Tina Small

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    Tina Small was one of the worlds more extraordinary 84-22-34 big bust models of the 1980's.Her career, roughly began around 1978-1979.She most likely was about 19 or 20. I this because Christina Jane Small birthday is September 10th,1959 and mine is August 20th,1959-so are about the same-off a month or so, between August and September . Tina small or simply known as Titanic Tina, at first had exposure in a few Canadian and British Newspapers. Tina Small, began be featured in Fling Magazine. Her pictures soon spawned a variety of more features in the magazine. Tina Small. was reprinted in the pages of Juggs magazine, Club International and so forth. Gent Editor, John C.Fox, being left out, often condempted the existence of Tina Small and the character of her personal photographer John Xavier. He claimed there really three different Tina models stashed around London. These rumors were the result of Tina Small, wearing an obvious blonde wig at first. We can speculate, either Tina Small, was attempting to hide her true appearance or two age. I know a fella named Mark, who once told, that there was a few years between the wig photos and the ones her own, natural blonde hair. Mark lived around the same area of Tina-near Iping.Somerset, UK.
     
  22. PsychoTropicPuppy Bittersweet life? Valued Senior Member

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    what is the point behind those huge boobs? They look like sh*t, f*ck up her back, and she's forced to buy XXXXXXXL bras, t-shirts, and has to take pain killers, etc

    *sigh* Small boobs, and big ass = win! :thumbsup:
     
  23. parmalee peripatetic artisan Valued Senior Member

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    Mr. One Post Big Dick guy comes back after a year to ramble on about his dick?

    Anyways, back to the topic:

    Several years ago I met a massive breasted Russian woman who somehow managed to invite herself to my home. The idea was that I was going away for a long while and my apartment was to become available very soon. She expressed interest and a desire to "check it out." While chatting about nothing in particular, she informed me that she was a Cossack. Didn't know what to make of that, so I told her that Soledad Miranda wore a fine Cossack hat in Jess Franco's Vampyros Lesbos:

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    And so we watched the movie and she seduced me. I'm tall, but extremely thin, and I felt overwhelmed and could think of nothing but Soledad. Just a week later, I was staying in a dumpy pansion overlooking that very mosque in the backdrop. I never did find my Soledad.
     
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