World's largest fake breast!!!

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  1. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    ...and the new record goes to:

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    "Maxi Mounds’s 36MM bust was accepted by Guinness World Records in a new World's Largest Augmented Breasts category, after years of lobbying by the entertainer.

    Each of her breasts weighs 20 pounds – and they are still growing, thanks to the controversial "polypropylene string" treatment that created them."

    In other news, she was declared seriously handicapped...
     
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  3. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Well, there might be a contender:

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  5. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Does anyone even find her attractive? Gah!!!
     
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  7. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Apparently woman #2 is bigger:

    "On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg).[3] Because of the nature of her string implants, Charms' breasts are continually expanding (by about 25 millimeters a month). Regular visits to her surgeon in Houston to have excess fluid drained are necessary.

    Although she did not formally contend for the title, it's likely that Charms woulld be considered the holder of the Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts." The record currently belongs to Maxi Mounds. Pictures of Charms and Mounds together appear to show that Charms has the larger breasts."
     
  8. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    What's the reason for this exactly? I think this hardly qualifies as anything special. I mean their fake so... what's up with that? Now if they were real thats something worth reckoning. Is she amazing because her skin can stretch so far or something? But whatever as long as she's happy with the results.
     
  9. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    This is relevent to my interests...
     
  10. OilIsMastery Banned Banned

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    I think this is one of the most scientific posts I've seen from you.
     
  11. Kadark Banned Banned

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    It's not the woman's retina-burningly-ugly breasts which concern me; it is the stupid, red-neck, "proud" look in her eyes. I mean, just look at that bitch's dirty smirk, proudly clenching that Guinness World Records award in her hand. Is this supposed to be an accomplishment? I hope she enjoys severe backpain later on in life. What I'm curious about is, "why?" There are only two reasons I can come up with: she thinks they're attractive; alternatively, she wants to be remembered in a record book for doing something. If she's doing it to look attractive, then damn did she fail. If she did it for the record, then it sucks for her that some other bimbo will come along and break her unimpressive "record" some odd years later. I'm curious about the physical state of her nipples: they're probably around the size of a dinner plate each. Can nipples explode?
     
  12. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    Breasts that huge don't turn you off? I'm not very fond of them and I like boobs.
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    Ive seen larger....
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    this dude has the largest real boobs

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  15. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    Those aren't that big at all. I mean if I were as big around as he is my boobs would be bigger, but then I'm not a man. But I've seen way worse.

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    nasty.
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    well could you send me a picture of your boobies? :bugeye: So that I can measure everything, right.
     
  17. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    I was joking, I prefer natural breasts, and small ones are nice too.
     
  18. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    I would but... I work for the government and they search all my stuff all the time. You'll have to use your imagination. I'm a 34D if that helps:. LOL
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    come on girl...dont make stuff up...dont be like that. Send it to me please.
     
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  21. superstring01 Moderator

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    Mod Note: Um... er... sorry guys, but this thread's heading for the Cesspool.

    Wait... are those real?
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    yeaaa...

    important stuff shouldn't go to cesspool...

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  23. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    I don't normally have sex with women often so... I'm probably not the best judge and I don't have the smallest breasts so also makes me a poor judge, but I don't understand breast augmentation, unless its reconstructive surgery. But whatever makes you happy.
     
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