OK, I am not a complete asshole:
"But once upon a time, and sources are vague on when exactly that was, there was another type of implant available in the US. Best I can figure it was probably some time in the late 1990s. They're called polypropylene string breast implants, and boy are they weird.
Invented by cosmetic surgeon Dr. Gerald W. Johnson of Houston, Texas, polypropylene string breast implants were only available for a short time before the FDA snuffed them out due to medical complications, such as tissue irritation. The implants are made of plastic resin strings about the size and shape of yarn. When they're implanted, their additional bulk provides an initial increase in breast size. But while that's where traditional implants begin and end, polypropylene string implants are just getting started.
The plastic strings are designed to irritate the breast tissue, which sounds pretty damn uncomfortable but apparently isn't. The irritation causes fluid to accumulate in the breasts after the strings are implanted. And continue to accumulate. Month after month. For as long as they're in.
Which means that after they're implanted, polypropylene string implants continue to cause the breasts to enlarge and expand. Chelsea Charms, for example, has breasts that are no longer measurable on the traditional cup size scale. Her official web site lists them as weighing 26 pounds (12 kg) each, and growing. That's 52 total pounds of boob she's carrying around. They strain believability. Fortunately, they seem to grow slowly enough that the surrounding skin and tissue have enough time to stretch."
Apparently I was right on both issues....