The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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    Just waitin' for a chance.
     
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  5. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    I demand this joke be removed on the basis of factual error.
     
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    how do you catch a black guy by surprise?













    Tell him he got the job
     
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    what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?

    A gorilla shit in his face.


    whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

    you smack one it stops sucking.


    How do you kill a fox?

    make it run across Canada on one leg.


    whats the difference between a dead deer on the road and a dead nigger on the road?

    The deer has skid marks leading up to it.
     
  9. Ima Hogg Guest

    its called a joke who cares :shrug: if the facts aint rite tit weed go cry to mummy :bawl:

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  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Her name's Elizabeth. Not Alice.

    So the joke doesn't work. Get it?

    Don't give up your day job.
     
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    Joke works fine, you're an imbecile.
     
  12. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Whilst your second proposition may be true, your first isn't.
     
  13. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Well I laughed. Maybe i'm the imbecile.
     
  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    No. Presumably, you just didn't know that her name's Elizabeth. Not Alice.

    Because that sort of spoiled it for me.
     
  15. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    I did know her name was Elizabeth.


    Damn, I should go to sleep.
     
  16. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, you really ought to sleep more.

    As in: a lot more.
     
  17. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Goodnight asshole.
     
  18. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Nite nite, sweet cheeks. xxx
     
  19. Sikots Guest

    Who gives a flying fuck?
    I found the joke quite amusing! Even though I know her name is Elisabeth (maybe with a z - again, who gives a damn?)

    The joke rocked - end of...
     
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    whats more fun than spinning a paki round on rotary clothes line ? stopping him with a spade
     
  21. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Me. If only because I like arguing.
    Now see, that's my point.

    My point is: no. No, it didn't.
     
  22. gowdy87 Guest

    Mighty Good Joke

    Some jokes ive hear over the past while!


    What do you call a chinese prostitute with no legs?
    ---Dragon Lips

    What do you can a chinese child molester?
    ---Fuk em Yung

    What do ya call a German condom maker?
    ---Fitz Nice n Tite

    Whats blue and fucks old people?
    ---Hypothermia

    Whats brown and green and loves nuts?
    ---gonorrhea


    Hopfully some more to come.
     
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    Me in my lucky blue overcoat.
     
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