How do you make a pheromone? Kick him in the bollocks and tell him he's an arrogant twat. How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They just stand and hold it as the whole world revolves around them. What is the superfluous, flapping, waste of skin around a penis? A man. There's two main ways to damage a man's fragile ego. Firstly tell him his IQ is tiny, then tell him his dick is even smaller.