Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    What train-station did Amy Winehouse get off at?

    High-Barnet.
     
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    I went to a wedding over the weekend. It was so moving even the cake was in tiers.
     
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    I was walking into a pub the other day and I slipped on some dog poo. I continued into the pub, ordered a drink, and went outside to drink it. Another man was entering the pub when he also slipped on the dog poo.

    "I did that", I said, and the man rubbed my nose in it.
     
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    Why has Edward Woodward got four d's in his name?

    Otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar.
     
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    How does Yogi catch fish?

    With his bear hands.
     
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    I call him Edwood Woodwood.
     
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    Ewar Woowoo then.

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    Theresa Green.

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    Poster reported as spammer.
     
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    Why?
     
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    Man in a Poundshop to worker: "Excuse me, how much is this?"

    Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir."

    Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?"

    Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir."

    Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?"

    Worker: "EVERYTHING'S A POUND!"
     
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    Check the profile. That "home page" link looks well dodgy. And occupation: "Single"?
     
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    ok
     
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    Not to mention: "For dating find me on: ..."
     
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    Man in Poundshop puts a £ pound on the counter and walks out with EVERYTHING

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