I was walking into a pub the other day and I slipped on some dog poo. I continued into the pub, ordered a drink, and went outside to drink it. Another man was entering the pub when he also slipped on the dog poo. "I did that", I said, and the man rubbed my nose in it.
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Man in a Poundshop to worker: "Excuse me, how much is this?" Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir." Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?" Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir." Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?" Worker: "EVERYTHING'S A POUND!"
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