Your Obituary

Enmos your avatar reminds me of the grim-reaper in Watership Down. Black Rabbit of Inlay is it?


I can't imagine how I'd have any control over what was written in my obituary.

As for my epitaph, I'd keep it nice and pretentious...

"For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, "
Fuck, I've been exhumed once already, I'm planning to keep a low profile next time and yes, yes I'll be cremated or at least deep fried in cheap transfat oils.
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Short and sweet:

Traveler. Corporate Exectutive.
July 15, 19XX - December 7th, 2071.
He is survived by his husband, Ricky, of 65 years.

string, would it be ironic if you died from cancer or a crab attack?

Cancer is so yesterday. But CRABS!!!! That would make headlines.


Pass the lindane, please!

Damn...that was kinda harsh.

I hope somebody gets laid at my funeral...and at least a few people get "make an ass of yourself" drunk.
six word obituary for annoying people:

born crying
lived complaining
died disappointed