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I read this and cringed. What 1 sentence (just 1!) would you like to be said about you?

Dolores Aguilar

1929 - Aug. 7, 2008
Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.

Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.
 
I think I would like everyone to have a good time at my funeral :D
 
That's what you want said about you? "well, she said to have a good time."

I'm gonna laugh if you have necrophiliacs in your family :D
 
That obituary read like unnecessary, petty bullshit - regardless of how much you may have disliked her.
Let her die off and list no obituary.
Seems to me the bitch gave birth to a bitch.

As for me - I don't want one.
Nor do I want a funeral.
 
I don't want a funeral. I don't see the point in having one. I mean if those I leave behind really, really want one for some reason... but other than that no thanks. I hate funerals. They can skip straight to the party afterward.
 
On my headstone, which I won't have because I'm being creamated, I'd say this...

"I told you I was sick!":D
 
That's what you want said about you? "well, she said to have a good time."

I'm gonna laugh if you have necrophiliacs in your family :D

If I know my family they'll probably get into an argument and forget that I just died. :D
 
didn't ask if you wanted a funeral! This is NOT about a funeral!

I asked "what once sentence do you want said about you"
 
didn't ask if you wanted a funeral! This is NOT about a funeral!

I asked "what once sentence do you want said about you"

o·bit·u·ar·y
–noun
1. a notice of the death of a person, often with a biographical sketch, as in a newspaper.

My obituary:

"I am dead.
Fuck you all !"
 
o·bit·u·ar·y
–noun
1. a notice of the death of a person, often with a biographical sketch, as in a newspaper.

My obituary:

I am dead.
Fuck you all !

DIDN'T FUCKIN ASK WHAT YOU WANTED IN YOUR OBITUARY, DID I!? :mad:
 
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