Your Obituary

[Enmos]

<sigh>
I want them to say "My life is gonna be boring now that she's gone"

Hey.. you asked

It's what I'm going to say tomorrow when I'm found dead in some obscure alley.
One in the head, two in the chest..
Fucking mobsters.

 

[Oli]

What 1 sentence (just 1!) would you like to be said about you?

I am dead.
Fuck you all !

The full stop makes it two sentences...
Dutchmen

 

[Oli]

DIDN'T FUCKIN ASK WHAT YOU WANTED IN YOUR OBITUARY, DID I!?

He was backing you up...
Thread title: Your Obituary
:roflmao:

I think I'll change mine now to

Thank fuck the pedant's dead!

 

[Enmos]

DIDN'T FUCKIN ASK WHAT YOU WANTED IN YOUR OBITUARY, DID I!?

Uh.. you didn't ?

Ok, how about this:

"Uh people.. on his deathbed Enmos trusted me to say this to you all at his funeral, so please people don't blame me, he wanted you all to go fuck yourselves".

 

[Asguard]

that i will be missed

 

[Orleander]

He was backing you up...
Thread title: Your Obituary
:roflmao:

I think I'll change mine now to

Thank fuck the pedant's dead!

eh, but its not what I asked.

 

[Enmos]

The full stop makes it two sentences...
Dutchmen

Uh oh yea

See above post.

 

[Oli]

eh, but its not what I asked.

Oh yeah.
Never a straight answer (or question) from a woman.
Is there any wonder I avoid them?

 

[Orleander]

Oh yeah.
Never a straight answer (or question) from a woman.
Is there any wonder I avoid them?

LOL yeah, that's why. LOL


They will say about you "Yep, still as frigid as ever"

 

[Oli]

They will say about you "Yep, still as frigid as ever"

*Ahem* that's not "frigid" it's "hyper-cool"

 

[Enmos]

Orleander, do you approve of what I wrote in post 24 ?

 

[Asguard]

LOL yeah, that's why. LOL


They will say about you "Yep, still as frigid as ever"

not if there are necrophillacs in YOUR family

 

[Orleander]

Orleander, do you approve of what I wrote in post 24 ?

no opinion

 

[Enmos]

no opinion

Huh.. is that's how you meant or not ?

 

[Orleander]

yeah yeah whatever. Its fine

 

[Enmos]

Wow.. what's with the attitude ?

 

[shorty_37]

Shorty_37

She was a loving mother and partner whose thoughtfullness and laughter brought so much to our lives.


For the record I don't want a funeral either. I just want to be creamated.

 

[one_raven]

Shorty_37

She was a loving mother and partner whose thoughtfullness and laughter brought so much to our lives.

Wouldn't you rather they be honest?

 

[shorty_37]

Wouldn't you rather they be honest?

HAHA! No in this case I rather they lie.

 

[Challenger78]

"Fuck you all !"

Yes, especially you, you STUPID HAMSTER.

Seriously,

If I had to go, my one sentence would be,

" Here lies a pretentious prat, who was a hypocrite and jerk, but somehow managed to be live to 50."