The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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  1. Cellar_Door Whose Worth's unknown Registered Senior Member

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    Why did the boy fall off the swing?

    Because he had no arms.
     
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  3. dr_mambo Guest

    Fuck me, I'm tired. I got very little sleep last night. Bloody kids banging on my door all night. I eventually had to get up and let then out...
     
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  5. Dear Jonathan Ross,
    Ive actualy shagged your daughter. Not so funny now is it


    From Gary Glitter.
     
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    Dear Jonathan Ross i've shagged your daughter!
    Who's laughing now..
    Lots of love, Gary Glitter x
     
  8. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    COCK IT!

    I couldn't get on here quick enough with the Glitter joke! I think everyone in England must've got that over the text at the same time!
     
  9. Q: What do you call 100 dead babies thrown off a building?

    A: A baby shower
     
  10. Big Fella Registered Member

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    5 pakis have been killed in a car crash.

    Police have desribed their condition as satisfactory

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  11. What's the difference between a Catholic woman and a Jewish woman?


    The Catholic woman has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
     
  12. superstring01 Moderator

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    If Obama goes campaigning door-to-door, is it still considered nigger-knocking?
     
  13. mrow Unless Registered Senior Member

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    Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?





    A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
     
  14. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Holy weird!!! A friend of mine just texted me that joke, and I was seriously just going to post it!!!!!
     
  15. mrow Unless Registered Senior Member

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    Haha wow that is weird.
     
  16. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Did someone text it to you?
     
  17. mrow Unless Registered Senior Member

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    Nah a friend of mine told me yesterday while we were hanging out.
     
  18. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    Oh... Well, Sara Palin is a dumb bitch! And that's no Joke!
     
  19. mrow Unless Registered Senior Member

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    Word.
     
  20. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    MILF though. Or is that just my sexual desert talking...?
     
  21. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    Odd thing:
    McCain spends 5 years in a Vietnamese jail, comes out a hero and runs for president.
    Garry Glitter on the other hand...
     
  22. dr_mambo Guest

    Madonna has always said she'd like to immerse herself into British culture. Well, now she's a single mother with three kids, and one of them is black. Job well done, I'd say.
     
  23. Not sure if this is on here, but this is my first post so here goes.

    What do you call a black pilot?






    A Pilot, you racist cunt!!!!
     
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