Boobs and fellatio ... nearly inseparable?
I have to admit I'm impressed. It took longer to go from breastfeeding to fellatio than I had expected.
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ElectricFetus said:
They build restrooms do they not, might be cheaper just to build the equipment hanging off buildings.
Part of the point of restrooms is to isolate the sanitary hazards.
Of course, this doesn't work quite the way it's supposed to. Men, at least, are often tracking that stuff back out into the rest of the restaurant, store, or whatever.
If men could actually hit the target, perhaps the proposition would only seem
mildly ridiculous. I mean, I remember being in high school and we all laughed when they put bulls-eye mats in the urinals. Didn't help any.
One can squat and take a dump in it as well, it will be great, greatest invention since the failed "blo-job matic" because at least nothing can go wrong with this one.
I think people stopped taking you seriously on this a while ago. You don't need to go out of your way to prove their point. I mean, even as a joke, eventually it betrays a tendency toward exhibitionism.
Don't get me wrong, though. I don't object to exhibitionism as a general principle, but neither am I discouraged that I can't "fap" at a funeral to ease the boredom.