how do you get 7 jews in a mini?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 3 in the ash tray!!
2 in the front 2 in the back and 3 in the ash tray!!
I see the smoking ban isn't working in Scotland.
I've just seen to pakis lighting up at Glasgow Airport.
I see the smoking ban isn't working in Scotland.
I've just seen to pakis lighting up at Glasgow Airport.
Good oneSol Campbell is requesting a transfer back to Tottenham. He heard there strikers are Bent and Keane.
Maybe only british people will get this, they'd have to know the mastercard adverts
1 Tank of Petrol..........£30
4 Gas canisters........£25 each
Second hand Jeep ...£2,540
Watching 2 pakis getting burned alive....priceless
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's mastercard
What is the difference between dog road kill and Indian road kill?
There are skid marks before the dog.
the only thing more suspicious than a black man running is a black man tippy-toeing. (Dave Chappelle)
Theres a plane about to crash because of the weight and there are 3 people on the plane, a Mexican, a White person, and a French. The French person threw out limes, the Mexican threw out just plain old beans, and the White person threw out the Mexican.