The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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  1. dr_mambo Guest

    After the global success of Facebook, an rival site has been launched especially for niggers. Its called Junglebook.
     
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  3. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Racist jokes are one thing, I don't think racism outside of jokes is acceptable.
     
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  5. i guess thats a fair call, but az im from little new zealand, no one has heard of a maori, so i was outlining what theyre like...

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    Q. Whats the difference between a bucket full of marbles and a bucket full of babies?

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    Lou Vega has re-released his biggest hit single........

    A little bit of Ahmed on the floor
    A little bit of Abdul on the door,
    A little bit of Sanjeev in the hall
    A little bit of Imran up the wall

    Ahhhrr Mumbai number 5!
     
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    Doctor - "How often do you masturbate?"

    Patient - "About 4 times a week."

    Doctor - "Do you think you can stop?"

    Patient - "Why?"

    Doctor - "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
     
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    OMG painfully sexist! I love it!

    both of these are great!!!! lmao!
     
  10. Bishadi Banned Banned

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    "there I was, balls deep in this guys a-s.

    I reach around, He's got a hard-on; what a fag!"





    i heard that on the golf course and it makes me laugh everytime i think of it
     
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    The Irish SAS have parachuted into Mumbai Zoo and freed all the ostriches.
     
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    63 pakis died in bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack, a fuckin bunk bed collapsed! They are blaming it on Al-Ikea.
     
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    In the cemetery I saw 4 men carrying a coffin round & round. 3 hours later I saw the same men with the same coffin & I thought 2 myself... they've lost the fucking plot!
     
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    Just got an advent calender from Woolworths, all the windows are boarded up and there's fuck all inside
     
  16. fair enough!
     
  17. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Surprised no body has made comment on my previous post yet.
     
  18. TimWalden Guest

    Well what does it mean? People from Africa are as black as the ace of spades?



    It does look a bit similar, though.
     
  19. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Ace of spades. Spac ...
     
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  21. went in to my local the other day and said " ill have a pint please nigger" to the spook behind the counter. "thats not very nice, how would you like to be spoken to like that?" we agreed to swap places and see how it went, i went behind the bar and the coon went outside and re-entered the pub. " ill have a pint please honky" he said, to which i replied " sorry we dont serve niggers"

    old but appropriate since we seem to have stumbled once again on to the topic of our colonial brothers?
     
  22. disease Banned Banned

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    What did one nigga say to the other nigga?
    "Nigga, you my nigga?"

    What did the other nigga say?
    "Nigga, you my nigga"
     
  23. Ghost_007 Registered Senior Member

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    Very funny.
     
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