Talk:East Korea

google alarm

• oh no...the east korea entry dropped off the google index completely!

• OH MY FUCK! They took it off! This sucks! How the fuck are we going to garner attention for the Great Nation? Maybe we could beg and plead with Google to put it back? Why did they can us? I can still Google "thick witted Danish lasses with amorous interests in donkeys" - but they cut out our nation? WTF??? GeoffP

• it's a scandal and the UN is quiet! Where is the media attention this breach of international etiquette deserves? I'm outraged and so are the citizens of port spurious! Spuriousmonkey

• I have started the campaign to get East korea back onto the map. Naturally, this means a blog:

http://east-korea.blogspot.com/ Spuriousmonkey

• Excellent! I will visit anon. GeoffP

• the east korea blog is updated with the google magnet Jessica alba!

http://east-korea.blogspot.com/

• yay...east korea is back on the google map thanks to the newly invented east korea category! And continue to check out the East Korea blog of course. New insights into East Korea every day.

• Excellent site. We should write more stuff about East Korea. Roadways, or Women's Rights, or Environment, and we're still short a National Anthem. The Jessica Alba shots are the perfect thing to launch international recognition of East Korea into the next century. I say 'next century' because I think we pretty much missed this one. I wonder: what would the phrase "nude pictures of Jessica Alba" do to our hitrate? GeoffP

• google is a bit funny about certain things. Repeating links and such is for instance not a good idea. The best way forward is by adding Great Content. And Jessica Alba pictures!

• giggle...my east korea blog now outranks the sciforums entry on east korea!...YAYAYAY

• oh, my blog disappeared, but the sciforums category jumped to number 4.

• we jumped to no2 position and are above the encyclopedia brittanica.

• Victory! But, without illustrating the ignorance of the Great Leader, that's all possible just from making a blogspot? Really? GeoffP

• no, we kidnapped the daughter of Mr Google and Mr Google quickly changed his attitude after that regarding East Korea. But you don't want to get involved. You are the Great Leader.

- of course not.  I know nothing of your nefarious plan.

• Sweet bill! I have to get Photoshop. I think we need another city, like maybe Metro City from that game "Metro City Ransom". Or that Mayor of Washington DC who went up on cocaine charges.

best page on sciwiki

• this might possibly be the best page on sciwiki... Spuriousmonkey 06:18, 26 May 2007 (EDT)

• it's so pretty now... GeoffP ~~

• You know what I start to think! That East Korea needs its own homepage and domain! It's a Great Country! Spuriousmonkey 03:59, 16 August 2007 (EDT)

• Oh Wise Counsellor for Exploiting the Masses - you are wise indeed! East Korea is a great country. But where shall we find the money to pony up to the foul imperialists that control all things, like nickel peeps shows and internet domains? Seek we advertisers? (Foul, imperialist ones of course.) GeoffP

• Our main competitor for top-ranking in a fictitious country appears to be the East Korean Warm Current. I am now at liberty to say that a diabolically sneaky link has been posted on this page in order to restore the prestige of our glorious nation above a sea current. Long live East Korea! GeoffP

• How very dare they tread on the honour of East Korea by inventing a 'warm water current'! That's another description for 'pissing'. I feel violated Spuriousmonkey 13:47, 16 August 2007 (EDT)

• Alright, the Great Leader has an idea. In order to steal hits from the imperialist fascists at that other encyclopedia, let's make an "East Korea Warm Current" on our encyclopedia and then just keep clicking back and forth to get Google to rank it higher than the other one. Our copy will have a link to the proper East Korea page. What do you think? GeoffP

• it seems as if you know what you are talking about. i will join you as soon as i figure out what you mean. Spuriousmonkey 15:21, 17 August 2007 (EDT)

• Perfeck! Although I'd hoped you'd know if this would work or not. ANyway, now all we have to do is keep going back and forth on the page. Soon, the entire wikisphere will be ours. GeoffP

• My shoulders are not broad enough to carry the entire wikisphere, luckily my belly and arse are. Spuriousmonkey 15:25, 17 August 2007 (EDT)

• darn, my evil plot seems not to be working. Fuck it, I'll just go insert links on all the other pages that reference it. Capitalist bastards.

• you do realize that it takes a few days for google to incorporate new data? Spuriousmonkey

• oh dear...did i see that right on a certain site? Spuriousmonkey

• yup, and elsewhere. My evil plan is almost complete. Wonder if they'll spot it in the current atmosphere about wiki vandali..I mean, changes. GeoffP

• Added a link to East Korea on the other forum...Spuriousmonkey

• This is hilarious. I wonder if they'll notice? Meh. No harm done. GeoffP

• If the CIA can do it you can do it too. Spuriousmonkey 15:38, 17 August 2007 (EDT)

• just noticed that west korea doesn't exist any more on uncyclopedia. Spuriousmonkey

• they undid the east korea entry on wikipedia. What a fascists. Spuriousmonkey

• our Glorious Revolution has failed. The usual scapegoats should probably be trotted out.

• We need a bot that makes automatic edits and includes porn links.

• Excellent idea! Could we be fired and arrested?

• promoted more likely.

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yay...sciforums east korea entry hits the 4th google spot! Spuriousmonkey 11:21, 5 May 2007 (EDT)

Yes! It is a triumph for evil and tomfoolery over sense and discourse when fake nations receive more attention than real ones. GeoffP

• I don't understand? Are you saying that East Korea is not a real democracy??? Spuriousmonkey 05:16, 6 May 2007 (EDT)

• • Oh, no: nation is real. Democracy, not so much. GeoffP

• yay! East korea moved to the third spot on google! Well done East Korea! Spuriousmonkey 23:00, 9 May 2007 (EDT)

• • Yes! Long live the Dictatorship! Spurious - how do I make the picture links in defense into images on the site? Not working so far. GeoffP

by putting in the link to the image and not the whole page :p Spuriousmonkey 23:23, 9 May 2007 (EDT)

Meh, whatever. But you should all check the uncyclopedia entry on West Korea. Could be a small surprise there. Will it last? Who knows! All hail GeoffP

Yes! Yes, Brother Spurious! Let us take this mighty and mightily improbable nation into the 21st century! GeoffP

The uncyclopedia link has persisted! (And been minorly corrected...meh. The Great Leader is not required to understand wiki. That is for the proles.) I herald this bright new day for all East Koreans everywhere, including the spies we have riddled the West with. GeoffP

What? Nickelodeon 11:34, 12 May 2007 (EDT)

I wonder which Sciforums member correctificated it? redarmy11

Hmmm. Hard to say. But as I don't know anything about wikification, I can safely exclude myself in the investigation. Could have been one of their guys; that's why I thought it was been approved. GeoffP

Why, are 'their guys' Sciforums members? I think I specifically mentioned Sciforums members. redarmy11

All right: obviously it was you, so thank you. You will receive the East Korean Medal of Merit. That makes you and Alba, so far. And me. The toothless virgins of East Korea are yours to command. GeoffP

<Grin.> redarmy11

Whoa. The hitrate on this sucker just jumped to 1k. What was it yesterday? GeoffP

other shit

Ahhh...good old Rummy. I think we should take Bill Clinton on as Chief Morality Advisor, and Bush for Domestic Affairs. Or would that be funnier the other way around? GeoffP

It's your country, you can do whatever you want. Stalin

'let it ride policy'...nice! ghandi

Can we have some missiles for our map? The People of East Korea cry out for it, and for decent sewage maintenance. We can shoot the latter group, sure, but strangely no one knows how to upload images to online encyclopedias. GeoffP

i know how. Spuriousmonkey

...how would you like a promotion to Chief Minister of Spurious Propaganda? The Axis could use people like you. Only share this information, foooolissh huuumann, and the best and healthiest among your females shall be yours. GeoffP

I thought the only females left were irradiated? Nickelodeon 12:53, 27 April 2007 (EDT)

This is a capitalist lie. We have several females who have at least 50% of their teeth remaining. GeoffP

Breathtaking. Simply breathtaking. I could easily envision myself as the leader of such a diverse and practical nation. I thank you all. *sniff* GeoffP

The part where the leader died in a freak brothel explosion hasn't been written yet. Nickelodeon 13:13, 30 April 2007 (EDT)

there are no brothels in East Korea. Just "houses of fun and ejaculation".

As long as it's me causing the explosion, I suppose I can live with it, so to speak. GeoffP

• Who added the bit about Jessica Alba's great-great-grandmother? - Scipedia Legal Team
  • Umm...I'm sure it would be someone not legally indemnable in any way for lewd content. Nice try flushing me out though! j/k. I only wish I'd thought of it to tell the truth. GeoffP

does it really matter what is written down in order to warrant the posting of Jessica Alba in a wet bikini with nipples firmly showing? liberal immoral lefty front

Defense

Spurious, may Myuu bless you; strippers to rain down golden showers upon you. GeoffP

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Man, I suck at wikification. GeoffP