From Science Encyclopedia
- The correct title of this article is Athelwunf. It appears incorrectly because of technical restrictions.
- Athelwulf masturbates to Cindy Sheehan and he is not the only one.
- Athelwulf is clingy. Or Klingon, whatever.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about Athewulf is here: 
- Athelwulf has the perfect qualities for being a moderator; "I get very angry sometimes. I'm very vindictive. I love to get my own way". "When I get really angry, I get really agressive. I bang on tables and kick walls and slam doors. I don't always express anger in a physical way, though. I also yell a lot when I'm mad. Ya can correctly guess, given this info, that I'm moody." 
- Athelwulf is a confused young man; "I really wanna buck the establishment! No conservative conformatism for me! I share some opinions with Republicans".
- Athelwulf loves being addressed as Athenwulf, or Athelwunf, or by some other corruption of his eminently-malleable username. 
- Yet, Athelwunf doesn't go to Athelwulf, but rather to this guy.
- Similarly he isn't particular about his first name either: Patrick, Peter, Rick, it is all good.
- Athelwulf likes to relax by writing essays on American presidents.