Rules Club

Must I repeat it??????

Captain Kremmen said:
Rule #55
From henceforth, all rules club members are freed from all foolish rules concerning colours of postings, limitations on numbers of rules and days on which they may post.
Rules may be stated simply and with no complications.
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Quit it Peduncle.
 
Rules shmulez.

I have to say that Kremmen is hilarious in the contempt he shows for his own thread. It's really quite unique.
 
Captain Kremmen said:
Rule 0...........................mmmmmmmh. All subsequent rule 0's are to be ignored.
Rule 1. Members Join the club by inventing at least one new rule.
Rule 2. The new rule made must not break any previous rules.


Surely such a club, governed by self generated rules, will create a perfect society,
full of happy contented people working for the benefit of all.
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Unfortunately, such a perfect society can only exist if the rules are FOLLOWED!

*sighs* Meanwhile, myself and the other diligent members can only attempt to maintain justice and the rule of law. :bawl:
 
You mean I have 20 sock puppets, don't I?

Wait. What?

By the way, since I'm not a rules club member I don't have to post in green. But, since I have some 20 sock puppets who are, should I post in green anyway?
I'm confused.
 
The particular rule regarding color of posts applies to ALL posts, not just posts by members. So yes, you do have to post in green.
 
invert_nexus said:
You mean I have 20 sock puppets, don't I?

Wait. What?

By the way, since I'm not a rules club member I don't have to post in green. But, since I have some 20 sock puppets who are, should I post in green anyway?
I'm confused.
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:p

Good question, but I don't know if Kremmen is the right person to ask.
It is not forbidden for non-club members to post in green, so when in doubt.. ;)

Hmm scratch this post, see above..
 
[COLOR=*Green*]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHS!

Not...[/COLOR]Rule #5!
 
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The particular rule regarding color of posts applies to ALL posts, not just posts by members. So yes, you do have to post in green.
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Yes. I thought of that as well, but then I realized that I am constrained by no rules of an organization of which I am no part. That would be like being forced to honor the boy scout credo when I'm not a boy scout (although I was.)

I, good sirs, am a conscientious objector. Ironic, perhaps, that a moderator whose duty is to enforce the rules should refrain from joining a club which wallows in them, but I must for it is my moral duty.
 
Heh. I get it.
I'm in doubt.
Therefore...

nuclearmururoaua8.jpg


However, luckily for you, I'm not a member therefore am not required to immolate the Earth today.
...
Today...
 
invert_nexus said:
I, good sirs, am a conscientious objector. Ironic, perhaps, that a moderator whose duty is to enforce the rules should refrain from joining a club which wallows in them, but I must for it is my moral duty.
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LOL the founder certainly doesn't, so why should you ?
 
Our club is quickly degenerating into an anarchist group with little regard for the true purpose of the club! We must make peace to save the club! So hurry...more rules! MORE RULES!

(But make sure to pay attention to the previous rules regarding formatting. And girls only on odd-numbered rules, of course.)
 
tim840, remember, rules are more like guidlines than actual rules according to rule 48.
synthesizer-patel said:
whazzup biatch!

rule #48 Rules is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules - Haaarrrrr!

all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
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Also remember, that if rules club went off of Enmos' rule 0 and subsequent ruling system, You nor I would be members because of this rule prohibiting members with less than 500 posts to post rules...
EmmZ said:
*sWoB*

pElBiKoOgIdOoGuJuF

SeLuR TsOp ToN YaM 005 NaHt SsEl TnUoC TsOp A HtIw EsOhTt

24# ElUr

!h*t*b pUzZ*W

:sEeR*Ed eSrEvInU EhT Fo SsErTsIm ,ZmMe
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Fortunately, Rule 0 (base rule) is currently residing in post 109, where rule 0 can only be valid if residing in post 110.
Enmos said:
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Rule 0 (Base rule:)
0.1 Rule 0 can only validly reside in post 110 of this thread.
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http://http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1866771&postcount=109

So, following the lead of W I utilized unilateral power. :cool: So, using invalid rules due to format, I Repeal, renumber, and replace a few rules here and there--the multiple rule problem solved. Leave rule 48 intact (rendering a self induced, sleep deprived Rule 53 meaningless) and it gave Captain Kremmen legitimacy in creating Rule 55.

Having said that:

Rule 58: Border installed per Rule 57. Funds ran out to buy the people-eating Aslatian dogs. A bake sale :m: is called for until Rules Club makes enough money to buy the dogs.
 
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EmmZ said:
*sWoB*

pElBiKoOgIdOoGuJuF

SeLuR TsOp ToN YaM 005 NaHt SsEl TnUoC TsOp A HtIw EsOhTt

24# ElUr

!h*t*b pUzZ*W

:sEeR*Ed eSrEvInU EhT Fo SsErTsIm ,ZmMe
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Don't worry, this one's already been invalidated. Girls can only post on odd-numbered rules, remember? So, since 42 is even, the rule is null and void. ;)
 
tim840 said:
And pay more attention to formatting when writing new rules.
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tim, don't make me get the lime green out on your ass. If you want to indicate a violation then feel free but make sure you specify which particular rule you think I'm violating when you do, indeed, specify. Jesus, you've only been here five minutes and already you think you know the intricacies of Rules Club. If you care to note, the rules were followed TO A T. I know Rules Club biatch. Because I am fucking Rules Club. Enmos, waste this sucker! *Throws him a lexiconical uzi*
 
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