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Rules Club
- Thread starter Captain Kremmen
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Rubbish, Hydra creation of Enmos.
The falsity of your creed is shown by the fact that your pernicious list of rules does not include the rules from post one which set up the club in the first place.
As heretics and wicked sock puppets, all your rules and those of your dastardly socklets are hereby declared invalid.
Rule #55
From henceforth, all rules club members are freed from all foolish rules concerning colours of postings, limitations on numbers of rules and days on which they may post.
Rules may be stated simply and with no complications.
...................meanwhile, on this thread
The Masters:
Mind if we butt in for a minute?
Captain Kremmen:
No, I'm honoured. Oh, pardon the mess. It's Enmos and his sockpuppets. He's creating havoc. Would you like a cup of tea and some biscuits?
The Masters:
No, we're a bit busy at the moment.
We'd just like to say that we approve of this new rule, and that Enmos had better watch out. You are much smarter than him you know.
Captain Kremmen:
Oh, thanks. Sure you don't want a cup of tea? Or a love heart maybe?
The Masters:
No, Must go now, a rule club is starting on The science forum...............
The falsity of your creed is shown by the fact that your pernicious list of rules does not include the rules from post one which set up the club in the first place.
As heretics and wicked sock puppets, all your rules and those of your dastardly socklets are hereby declared invalid.
Rule #55
From henceforth, all rules club members are freed from all foolish rules concerning colours of postings, limitations on numbers of rules and days on which they may post.
Rules may be stated simply and with no complications.
...................meanwhile, on this thread
The Masters:
Mind if we butt in for a minute?
Captain Kremmen:
No, I'm honoured. Oh, pardon the mess. It's Enmos and his sockpuppets. He's creating havoc. Would you like a cup of tea and some biscuits?
The Masters:
No, we're a bit busy at the moment.
We'd just like to say that we approve of this new rule, and that Enmos had better watch out. You are much smarter than him you know.
Captain Kremmen:
Oh, thanks. Sure you don't want a cup of tea? Or a love heart maybe?
The Masters:
No, Must go now, a rule club is starting on The science forum...............
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phoenix2634
Registered Senior Member
All Hail Captain Kremmen :worship:
O Fiery Bird Twice Thirteen Twice Seventeen, beware of the guile of Enmos
and his league of ensocklets. His fiendish mind will be searching for loopholes.
Make up some rules. The dark days of Enmos are finished.:cheers::yay:
Wait a minute, The masters left something.
It's a box with lots of question marks on it.
Here's a label. It says "Open in Emergency only"
Well, I don't know what that's about.
How can anything go wrong now?
Still, I'll put it to one side just in case.
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Only girls may post odd-numbered rules, Kremmen. And you completely ignored the set formatting. *sighs with disgust*
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
He ignores pretty much every rule. Then turns around and says I am ruining the rules club.
My revenge will be sweet..
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
Sad.
The masters have spoken.
The sockpuppets are gathering, but they are pissing in the wind.
The masters have spoken.
The sockpuppets are gathering, but they are pissing in the wind.
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
Who are these Masters you speak of ? Are they the unseen ones ? The ones that inhabit the lake of fire ?
Disturbing mental image of urine soaked argyles.
Argyles. Tartan patterned socks.
How would an Australian know that?
Oh..... Enmos said something.
But his words were so weak and pathetic I couldn't hear what he was saying.
Rule #56 anyone?
We know lotsashit!
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
I.. I... I thought I was one of the good ones ?
The Good die young.
phoenix2634
Registered Senior Member
Rule 56: To avoid urine soaked argyles, don't stand next to a sockpuppet (or anyone else) that's pissing into the wind.
Rule 57: The Rules Club must install a border patrolled by people-eating Alsatian dogs specially trained to recognize DeepThought and rip him apart if he attempts to enter.
And pay more attention to formatting when writing new rules.