Do you know what I have? Semantic Pragmatic Disorder. Take a read into it. Not something I can ''just get help with.''
In case anyone was wondering - the symptoms of Pragmatic Language Impairment:
Individuals with PLI have particular trouble understanding the meaning of what others are saying, and they are challenged in using language appropriately to get their needs met and interact with others. Children with the disorder often exhibit:
delayed language development
aphasic speech (such as word search pauses, jargoning, word order errors, word category errors, verb tense errors)
Stuttering or cluttering speech
Repeating words or phrases
difficulty with pronouns or pronoun reversal
difficulty understanding questions
difficulty understanding choices and making decisions.
difficulty following conversations or stories. Conversations are "off-topic" or "one-sided".
difficulty extracting the key points from a conversation or story; they tend to get lost in the details
difficulty with verb tenses
difficulty explaining or describing an event
tendency to be concrete or prefer facts to stories
difficulty understanding satire or jokes
difficulty understanding contextual cues
difficulty in reading comprehension
difficulty with reading body language
difficulty in making and maintaining friendships and relationships because of delayed language development.
difficulty in distinguishing offensive remarks
difficulty with organizational skills
Just a PSA.