Hello Varda,
This is about the first time you've ever directly addressed me, isn't it? What a good start. Nice to meet you.
I've addressed you before. I corrected your reply to some logic problem like a week ago. We've had a few boring unmemorable interchanges over the years.
It's just that, as clearly stated above, I find your persona on this website dull and cringe worthy. I tend to avoid more cringe worthy moments by replying to. In fact, I am cringing right now.
I wish you had not dragged your lameness into this thread, which was meant to be used to remember good times with friends that are not here anymore.
And now that you left a huge steaming turd on the thread, you are threatening to close it. YOU incited all the flaming that happened here. If you had stayed the fuck out, but you just can't stand any dissent, can you. Fucking typical.
As I said above, each to her own. Your definition of brilliant, witty and amusing is obviously a little different from mine. I find poo jokes and foul language juvenile, but maybe to you they are brilliant and witty - who knows?
What the fuck are you talking about. You know what's juvenile? Making up shit like this to demean people who are not around to stand up for themselves.
Anyone can go back a couple of years through the threads and find more wittiness in a short exchange between these guys than you have been able to put in tens of thousands of words since then. You suck and you are in denial about it.
I make no apologies for failing to cater to a bunch of schoolyard foul-mouths, which is what some of your heroes in this thread turned out to be. Of course, maybe they are different when they're not here. Maybe they are even capable of acting like adults. But judging by the behaviour I've observed in their clubhouse, I doubt it.
oh poh poh you little kids...
Give me a fucking break james.
To you, amusement is childish. To have fun is to act like a kid.
No wonder you are so BORING.
We did most of the cleaning you're complaining about a couple of years ago, I think. And it's only now that you decide you don't like the results?
Funny, sometimes it feels like it's all I ever talk about. Maybe you haven't been paying attention? Or maybe because I don't use the magic word "spurious", which you probably search for regularly, I go unnoticed.
Besides, those people all quite deliberately and willingly and knowingly got themselves banned from here. They decided that if they weren't allowed to piss all over this forum, then they would leave and go piddle elsewhere.
Well, duh. Earth to james, IT SUCKS HERE. Thanks a lot.
There are only a few people who are over 60 years old here - I'd estimate about 3 or fewer regulars. The average age here would be somewhere between 18 and 24, I'd say.
Does it matter? As long as they sound like they're 60, they can stay and play.
If you really don't like the discussions here, why stay? Go find a forum that suits you better. Or start a blog. Join Facebook. Or (here's a radical idea) get out in the real world and meet some real people. I'd hate to think that we're keeping you tied to your chair reading all the rubbish all us old fuddy-duddies write. Oh, hang on, you don't read it, you say. What do you read here? In fact, why are you here at all?
Let's just spare all the effort required here by saying that you don't know the first fucking thing about me, so pondering on what I do or should be doing is entirely futile.
On a personal level, I'm surprised with all the cringing you do at my posts that this is about the first time you've ever taken direct issue with anything I've written. Bottling up all that anger can't be good for you. You ought to tell me when I'm wrong about stuff. Don't tell me that I bore you, though. Nobody is forcing you to read my posts. It's not up to me to entertain you.
Not an ounce of anger. I'd have to care. I hope you don't mind me not giving a shit about you or your posts. Because if you do mind... hell, I don't give a shit anyway.
Nobody is forcing me to read your posts and I don't. I skip all your posts. They bore me to death so I skip them. Now when you come piss on my thread, I ought to say something, don't you think? I ought to say fuck off, at least. Fuck off. Nobody is forcing you to read this either, and yet you're here stirring shit up and trying to get the thread locked. They should ban you for a day over this.
You probably need to sort yourself out. Work out why you do come here. Work out whether you want to stay or leave. Take some responsibility for your own life. Make yourself a happier person.
Is this the ever helpful patronizing mod? Once again, what the fuck do you know?
Why do I come here? Certainly not to learn. Not for insight either. Smart discussion? HERE? lol
Maybe I come here to disagree. Somebody has to

In any case. None of your fucking business etc.
Of course you're welcome to leave. Or stay. Understand, though, that this place will never return to the "good old days" when your heroes from that other forum ran around cursing and pissing and generally discouraging new people from posting here. If that's what you want, you'd probably be better off joining them in their new home.
YOU SAID PISSING REPORTED
Is that just a generalised insult, or do you want to give me a few reasons?
I think I was specific enough. I think you suck because you make huge uninteresting posts that make me cringe, ban people I like, and generally move sciforums into becoming a major snorefest. You guys have mods closing down discussions and banning people because they feel like it. Then when someone complains you go "point noted" and lock that too.
You're the fucking china of the internet. You suck.
Now stick to your own fucking principles and delete all of your own posts in this thread. They are insulting and inflammatory and are the reason the thread went downhill. Also ban yourself for a day and promise not to do it again, or you'll be banned for 3 days next time.