1001 Things to do Before You Die...

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101. Give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children
102. Pay someone to give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children on your behalf.
103. Steal some money so you can pay someone to give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children on your behalf...because you can ;)
 
108. visit atleast 50 countries or more.
109. own houses in atleast 5 countries.
110. learn atleast 20 diff languages
 
82. go for a walk/jog/skip, down a black sand beach, at sunset, wearing a clown outfit, sipping Moet, while listening to Hanson really loud on a big boom box that is pink.
83. When drunk enough strip down to absolutely nothing and start swimming till I find a dolphin that will give me a ride to the Bahamas, for the right price of course.
 
112. Get drunk enough to out-drink the ComHam, then die of fish cancer
 
113 Just to really piss off Pres.Bush, release Saddam Hussain from jail and help him to escape from Iraq.
114 Fly under the Brooklyn Bridge in a stolen F-15 and make all the security people shit themselves.
115 Prove beyond doubt that the Bible is just a collection of legends.
 
116 Study BioMedical Engineering
117 Get job as BioMedical Engineer
118 Instead of designing prosthetic arms that look real and human like, ill design the Fattest, Beastiest looking robot arm in the world. So ppl will chop their arms off to own one. And anyone who stands in their way will be crushed.
119 Develop Supermans Abilities and go on a rampage
 
125. never forgive my dad for doing number 27 over and over my entire childhood, seriously, I just did the math. it came our to over 2,000L(all Popov).
126. slap someone for wanting to eat tiger penis soup.
127. rename the grand canyon "Earthgina"
 
(hey, I forgot about this thread...)

128. Carve your ass on Mount Rushmore
 
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