1001 Things to do Before You Die...

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  1. Nuttyfish

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    101. Give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children
    102. Pay someone to give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children on your behalf.
    103. Steal some money so you can pay someone to give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children on your behalf...because you can

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    Nuttyfish, Dec 26, 2004
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    Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    104. Burn down an orphanage
     
    Gondolin, Dec 26, 2004
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    106. Set yourself on fire (done)
     
    Nuttyfish, Dec 27, 2004
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    107. Clothesline a stranger off their bicycle and take it.
     
    Roman, Dec 27, 2004
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  8. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Born Again ;) Registered Senior Member

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    108. visit atleast 50 countries or more.
    109. own houses in atleast 5 countries.
    110. learn atleast 20 diff languages
     
    bob-bobby, Dec 30, 2004
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  9. Dudish dude

    Dudish dude Look out behind you...ZOMBIE!! Registered Senior Member

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    111. Wow...three ones
     
    Dudish dude, Jan 7, 2005
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  10. Jolly Rodger

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    82. go for a walk/jog/skip, down a black sand beach, at sunset, wearing a clown outfit, sipping Moet, while listening to Hanson really loud on a big boom box that is pink.
    83. When drunk enough strip down to absolutely nothing and start swimming till I find a dolphin that will give me a ride to the Bahamas, for the right price of course.
     
    Jolly Rodger, Jan 9, 2005
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    112. Get drunk enough to out-drink the ComHam, then die of fish cancer
     
    Nuttyfish, Jan 11, 2005
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  12. Xylene

    Xylene Valued Senior Member

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    113 Just to really piss off Pres.Bush, release Saddam Hussain from jail and help him to escape from Iraq.
    114 Fly under the Brooklyn Bridge in a stolen F-15 and make all the security people shit themselves.
    115 Prove beyond doubt that the Bible is just a collection of legends.
     
    Xylene, Jan 23, 2005
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  13. cooljayman

    cooljayman Hangover's Best Friend Registered Senior Member

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    shit on bush's head
     
    cooljayman, Jan 26, 2005
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  14. fetus_fajitas

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    116 Study BioMedical Engineering
    117 Get job as BioMedical Engineer
    118 Instead of designing prosthetic arms that look real and human like, ill design the Fattest, Beastiest looking robot arm in the world. So ppl will chop their arms off to own one. And anyone who stands in their way will be crushed.
    119 Develop Supermans Abilities and go on a rampage
     
    fetus_fajitas, Jan 27, 2005
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    Hotspur13 Registered Member

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    120 Sleep wit ur best friends mom
     
    Hotspur13, Feb 12, 2005
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    Hotspur13 Registered Member

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    121 slap ur principal

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    Hotspur13, Feb 12, 2005
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    122 kick your neighbours dog
     
    Hotspur13, Feb 12, 2005
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    123. count to three
     
    Jolly Rodger, Feb 12, 2005
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    124, eat tiger penis soup
     
    Jolly Rodger, Feb 12, 2005
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  20. cato

    cato less hate, more science Registered Senior Member

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    125. never forgive my dad for doing number 27 over and over my entire childhood, seriously, I just did the math. it came our to over 2,000L(all Popov).
    126. slap someone for wanting to eat tiger penis soup.
    127. rename the grand canyon "Earthgina"
     
    cato, Feb 12, 2005
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  21. Nuttyfish

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    (hey, I forgot about this thread...)

    128. Carve your ass on Mount Rushmore
     
    Nuttyfish, Feb 12, 2005
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  22. cosmictraveler

    cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Find a nice lady and take fine care of her.
     
    cosmictraveler, Feb 12, 2005
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  23. purple_hairstreak

    purple_hairstreak My true colours clash Registered Senior Member

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    130. Run naked in the middle of a crowded street
     
    purple_hairstreak, Feb 13, 2005
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