1001 Things to do Before You Die...

131. smoke weed with an alien

 

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i smoked weed with an alien, i even took a picture of it when it flew away!!
proof

132. Catch the alien next time he picks up off me and make people pay to see him!

 

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133. Do an irish jig with a leprechaun

 

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I got Drun with a leprechaun once, although next time i drink with him i am going to lock him[/URL]
134.i can make people pay me to see him!!!!

 

135. go to russia

 

136. have a wank in russia

 

make love with a leprachaun in russia on stalins grave

 

137. make love with a leprachaun in rossia on stalins grave

 

138. Get slurped up by a hot alien.

 

139. Get over the alien fetish

 

140> run at top speed in to a wall 80 times.

 

141. Understand why greed is such a prevelant thing in society.

 

142. Dry hump the President

 

143. own a house in 5 countries atleast

 

144. Own at least one ferrari and one limo

 

145. - get cancer. Oh, I thought you meant literally. It is just that everyone is getting cancer and it is on my mind...

145. (really) - cut down on the carcinogens... Oh... not things to do before you die because you didn't do them. Aaah.

145. (no, really I mean it) - write a book

 

146.burn the book

147.use the ashes to fertilize the weed growing in your front window box.

 

148. Visit China

 

149. While in China, FREE TIBET.

 

150.bitch slap the queen (dont particularly have anytthing against her,it would just be funny)