1001 Things to do Before You Die...

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i smoked weed with an alien, i even took a picture of it when it flew away!!
proof

132. Catch the alien next time he picks up off me and make people pay to see him!
 
145. - get cancer. Oh, I thought you meant literally. It is just that everyone is getting cancer and it is on my mind...

145. (really) - cut down on the carcinogens... Oh... not things to do before you die because you didn't do them. Aaah.

145. (no, really I mean it) - write a book
 
146.burn the book

147.use the ashes to fertilize the weed growing in your front window box.
 
150.bitch slap the queen (dont particularly have anytthing against her,it would just be funny)
 
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