1001 Things to do Before You Die...

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48. Run for President, then make the USA a monarchy
49. Be involved in a high speed chase across some highway on a really steep cliff face in the south of France with an unbearably beautiful/smart woman beside you, a vodka martini (heavily stirred, not shaken), enough weaponry to invade Cuba, a seemingly unlimited supply of fuel, an extremely high performance car and the roof down...and you're the bad-guy.
 
50. Increase the luminosity at Fermi Labs and send a message to Paul W. Dixon: "You have about 15 seconds before we blow up the universe"
 
51. Manipulating the human genes to make them life for 600 years or more
52. Get a nobel prize
53. Travel through space
54. Meet god (if existant)
55. Enhance the brain capacity through neural implanted chips/getting another nobel prize
 
58. Run the 100m dash in under 8 seconds.
59. Jam with Eddie Van Halen
60. Meet at least one entity from sciforums in person
61. beat at least one campaign mode on Falcon 4.0
 
62. Learn and do often-aggresive driving eg. over 170 with stunts
63. Make a real difference in a human's life
64. Make the humans on this world more enviromentally friendly/self sufficient/more satisfied with a simple life
 
vslayer said:
56 develop some form of technology that saves the world/environment/animals
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Oh, there is a technology for that, it is called genocide and should be able to take care of many problems.

Anyway:

65: Chill out
 
67: Prove that the Thoery of Relativity is wrong merely by pointing out its contradictions
68: Go on a "crusade for science" and awaken the world to reality
 
69. Make a volcano in the middle of L.A like in that Tommy Lee Jones movie.
 
70. Become the most powerful majickal being on the planet.
71. Discover the fountain of youth in your back yard.
 
77. Tell Dudish to calm down
78. Or join him in his mass carnage
 
(thanks, compass-breaking-motherduckin'-son-of-a-chump)

80. Sing that "Shut up ya face" song.
 
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