I'm here for the science.
What's that?
malakas!?
"Dud Simperer. The sound of the discordant hemispheres of your brain rattling in dubious unison begs only one question, however the question is as multi-faceted as your grasp of the scientific method..*yawn*, i.e not at all.
What I'm about to propose but seem to to have predisposed by mere act of presumptuous preposition is...Ahh fuck, I forgot but never mind, I'll just spout some more spittle loosely disguised as philosophical, pheremonally, phrighteningly phucking philosophically(did I mention phellatio?..never mind you heaving mass of intellectually insufficient, insubordinate fruitcakes, yes, now I'm getting to my point, blah, blah, blah!)
FOR FUCK'S Sake does not a single one of you bar Greatnapkin even go close to remotely understanding a phreaking word of this?
Line your scrawny or fat asses (arses..sic{Spud}) up over here, I'm of a mind to screw you all into oblivion ( although you'll all be oblivious, such is the level of your obvious oral obfuscation).
That means dear fuck knuckles, If you'd shut up for more than half a second, you'd realise just whose knuckles you've been fucking...etc, etc..pass the balaclava.