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Discussion in 'Computer Science & Culture' started by The Flemster, Oct 19, 2008.

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  1. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Btw, the speach balloon that keeps popping up every 20 seconds is trying to flog me XP Antispyware 2009 and, as far as I can tell, it's not a Microsoft-licensed product.
     
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  3. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Norton is still stuck where it's at. It doesn't appear to be doing anything at all. The bar is all the way full but it just wont complete.
     
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  5. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    XP antispyware 2009 is a well known fake scanner.

    Let's restart the machine...we'll worry with norton later.

    hit f8 when windows starts to load and select "safe mode with network support"
     
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  7. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Okay, so just to sum up: Start, Restart then hit F8 just after the annoying Microsoft jingle?
    Then network support. Then what?
    Can I still get back here?
     
  8. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Probably best telling him to hold CTRL as soon as the computer starts doing a mem check, does the same thing as pressing F8 from what I remember.
     
  9. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    How do I know when it'sdoing a mem check? I usualyy take a piss as its starting up and come back to enter my password.
     
  10. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Start your machine....as soon as it begins to boot hit f8 multiple times
     
  11. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Roger that. Commencing 'Operation Computer's Last Fucking Chance'...
     
  12. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    if you successfully loaded safe mode with network support and are able to view this page...try click on the links again.
     
  13. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    If you can't read this..

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    restart the computer again and let it load windows normally
     
  14. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    There seems to be a program blocking access to certain websites...lets try to shut that program down...by running "msconfig"
     
  15. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    F8 didn't do anything.
    I did notice, on my hopefull journey in, that F1 was Boot Menu and F10 was PC Recovery,if that's of any use...?

    Oh,and Norton's finally fucked off for good. All traces erased. Yay! (There's £10 I'' never see again).

    Still can't get access via a main link without it opening a new window with some random shitty video site in it though...
     
  16. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Okay. Talk me through it. Will this page remain open?
     
  17. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    I'm at the System Config Utility.
     
  18. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    hit the start button, select "run" and type "msconfig"...go to the startup tab and select "deselect all" hit apply and reboot the computer.
     
  19. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Alright, give me a minute- I just want to transfer some very valuable files to my mem stick. They;renot too big so it wont take long.
    Norton's still hiding in my Add/Remove bit too, the fucker.
     
  20. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    good thinking...please do that
     
  21. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Be a shame to lose those picture of a naked Bea Arthur but one must prioritise...
     
  22. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmmm....naked Bea Arthur....(drools)

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    I want to see her in threesome with Ernest Bourgnine and Don Amachi. Now that's some super hot saggy senior sex! (vomits a little in the back of my mouth

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  23. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    Oddly enough, she's drooling in the pictures.
    Just from the wrong end.
     
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