The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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  1. aleboy Guest

    The NME didn't publish the interview with Stevie Wonder....

    NME: "Stevie, what's it like being blind?"

    Stevie: "Well. it could have been worse. I could've been black."
     
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  3. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    *remenisces to the 'Beforetime', when he first heard that one...*

    The Flemster.
     
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  5. spike_k Friend to world's children Registered Senior Member

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    In the long, long ago...
     
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  7. Undecided Banned Banned

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    What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

    A quarter pounder with cheese!
     
  8. mickeyboy Powerslave rocks Registered Senior Member

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    whats black and laughs

    a snigger
     
  9. Starthane Xyzth returns occasionally... Valued Senior Member

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    What's blue, 12 inches long & makes women scream?
    - A cot death.

    What's red, slimy and crawls up a woman's leg?
    - A homesick abortion.
     
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  10. TheSayer Registered Member

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    What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?























    Pizzas don't scream when you stick em in the oven
     
  11. robbie s Registered Member

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    why dont pakis let there kids play in sand boxs ?




    cause the cats keep berrying them.






















    Pizzas don't scream when you stick em in the oven[/QUOTE]
     
  12. TheSayer Registered Member

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    ok im gonna do it:

    A Blonde joke:

    A blonde walks into a bar
    and says ouch
     
  13. Starthane Xyzth returns occasionally... Valued Senior Member

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    What do you call a blonde with 2 pigtails?
    - A blow job with handlebars.

    What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
    - The bucket.

    [Hope the moderators will allow that one, given the title of this thread; if not, it's been nice knowing you all.]
     
  14. Working Class Hero Skank Monster Registered Senior Member

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    Why cant Stevie Wonder drive? - Because he's black.

    Oh boy, ive offended two communities now. I dont mean it!
     
  15. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    I don't know if I already posted this but:


    How do you get three blondes to sit on a stool?



















    Turn it upside down
     
  16. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    Could I get some more jokes about having sex with small children and animals, those ones crack me up!
    Some more like this one please:
    “Why wrap a hamsters in tape? So it does not split when you fuck it”
     
  17. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    Sure. What's great about 8 year old boys?

    Turn them around and they're 8 year old girls.
     
  18. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    ah thank you I needed that.
     
  19. GRO$$ Registered Senior Member

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    ... so ... wrong

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  20. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    I was in a bookshop the other day, and saw a book with the title "Living with Alzheimers Disease" I thought to myself " that looks interesting" so i had a look on the back to see what the critics had to say about it, and it said, "I found this book surprisingly...........in the fridge!!
     
  21. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    So i was in the bookstore again, and i came across this book titled "Living with Parkingsons Disease and Arthritis" this could be interesting i thought, so i flipped it over and read what the critics had to say about it; "After an initial shaky start, i just could not put this book down"

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  22. mickeyboy Powerslave rocks Registered Senior Member

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    ahh nobody gives a blowjob like a granny with parkinsons disease
     
  23. mickeyboy Powerslave rocks Registered Senior Member

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    Q: What are the two biggest lies in Poland?

    A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I won't come in the mail."
     
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