The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

[aleboy]

The NME didn't publish the interview with Stevie Wonder....

NME: "Stevie, what's it like being blind?"

Stevie: "Well. it could have been worse. I could've been black."

 

[The Flemster]

*remenisces to the 'Beforetime', when he first heard that one...*

The Flemster.

 

[spike_k]

In the long, long ago...

 

[Undecided]

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!

 

[mickeyboy]

whats black and laughs

a snigger

 

[Starthane Xyzth]

What's blue, 12 inches long & makes women scream?
- A cot death.

What's red, slimy and crawls up a woman's leg?
- A homesick abortion.

 

[TheSayer]

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?























Pizzas don't scream when you stick em in the oven

 

[robbie s]

why dont pakis let there kids play in sand boxs ?




cause the cats keep berrying them.






















Pizzas don't scream when you stick em in the oven[/QUOTE]

 

[TheSayer]

ok im gonna do it:

A Blonde joke:

A blonde walks into a bar
and says ouch

 

[Starthane Xyzth]

What do you call a blonde with 2 pigtails?
- A blow job with handlebars.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
- The bucket.

[Hope the moderators will allow that one, given the title of this thread; if not, it's been nice knowing you all.]

 

[Working Class Hero]

Why cant Stevie Wonder drive? - Because he's black.

Oh boy, ive offended two communities now. I dont mean it!

 

[Closet Philosopher]

I don't know if I already posted this but:


How do you get three blondes to sit on a stool?



















Turn it upside down

 

[ElectricFetus]

Could I get some more jokes about having sex with small children and animals, those ones crack me up!
Some more like this one please:
“Why wrap a hamsters in tape? So it does not split when you fuck it”

 

[apendrapew]

Sure. What's great about 8 year old boys?

Turn them around and they're 8 year old girls.

 

[ElectricFetus]

ah thank you I needed that.

 

[GRO$$]

... so ... wrong

 

[slotty]

I was in a bookshop the other day, and saw a book with the title "Living with Alzheimers Disease" I thought to myself " that looks interesting" so i had a look on the back to see what the critics had to say about it, and it said, "I found this book surprisingly...........in the fridge!!

 

[slotty]

So i was in the bookstore again, and i came across this book titled "Living with Parkingsons Disease and Arthritis" this could be interesting i thought, so i flipped it over and read what the critics had to say about it; "After an initial shaky start, i just could not put this book down"

 

[mickeyboy]

So i was in the bookstore again, and i came across this book titled "Living with Parkingsons Disease and Arthritis" this could be interesting i thought, so i flipped it over and read what the critics had to say about it; "After an initial shaky start, i just could not put this book down"

ahh nobody gives a blowjob like a granny with parkinsons disease

 

[mickeyboy]

Q: What are the two biggest lies in Poland?

A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I won't come in the mail."