The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!
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The Metropolitan Police found a carbomb outside Finsbury Park mosque. Luckily, they managed to push it inside before it went off.
Scientists have warned that 260,000 muslims could die as a result of global warming.
On a more serious note, Douglas from the Lurpack adverts has melted.
On a more serious note, Douglas from the Lurpack adverts has melted.
Are you making these up? They're certainly offensive but almost totally lacking a 'joke' element.
well it is the most effensive jokes thread!
aww that one made me realy upsetbut then again it's in the thread name i think you win this
i win!!! yippee
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LetThereBeBlood
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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call 50 black people running down a hill side?
A prison break.
Whats the difference between a dart board and a dead baby?
A dart board doesn't bleed.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
How many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6.2 million in the ashtray.
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a caddilac?
I don't have a caddilac in my garrage.
Whats the difference about a dead baby and a alligator?
I don't have wet dreams about alligators.
Why didn't the wife get her new purse?
You don't need a purse to cook my dinner.
Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Why did 300 mexicans run down the mountain?
To catch a quarter.
Who's the richest man in mexico?
The guy who dropped the quarter.
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A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you call 50 black people running down a hill side?
A prison break.
Whats the difference between a dart board and a dead baby?
A dart board doesn't bleed.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
How many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6.2 million in the ashtray.
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a caddilac?
I don't have a caddilac in my garrage.
Whats the difference about a dead baby and a alligator?
I don't have wet dreams about alligators.
Why didn't the wife get her new purse?
You don't need a purse to cook my dinner.
Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Why did 300 mexicans run down the mountain?
To catch a quarter.
Who's the richest man in mexico?
The guy who dropped the quarter.
Post more later if the thread doesn't die.
the US and british governments. you cant get more of an offensive joke than that.
peace.
peace.
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Ant
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Whats worse than letting Michael Jackson babysit your children?
Letting the McCanns take them on holiday.
Letting the McCanns take them on holiday.
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Ant
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bahahaha!! I like it!
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ericthered
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Alcohol free beer?.......It's like licking your sisters cunt,it tastes the the same,but it's just not right!
a pregnant woman goes to the hospital shortly after her labour starts, after 12 hours of pushing she gives birth to a girl, the nurse looks at it and says congratulations, then passes the baby to the mum, the mum who is overjoyed drops the baby on its head, and then the midwife runs over, who accidently kicks the baby in the head, and then steps on its face, then mum screams WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? to which the midwife says "april fool it was dead already"
What does spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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