Nicotine in Semen

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Orleander, Sep 22, 2007.

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  1. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    more like you cower underneath a rock in my shadow.

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  3. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Y.. ye..

    {Scurries under rock}
     
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  5. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Could now start a discussion with the FACT that everybody who is a member here have swallowed semen. Even the ones that claim they don't.
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Not me. I always bring my own sandwiches.
     
  8. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Ever been to the beach?
     
  9. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Y.. yes.. ?

    {cowers in fear}
     
  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    DEAR GOD! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GO NEAR THE WATER!!!!
     
  11. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    whaa! biology man scaring me! i want my mummy!
     
  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I'm not continuing with the story of the century because I might receive an infraction because this story only is about swallowing semen and not tasting.
     
  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    I think I'm getting the picture. How many millilitres per litre?
     
  14. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    more like parts per million.

    this semen tastes salt because basically the liquid that transports the semen is sea water. Hence you could see the whole ocean as semen with varying sperm levels.
     
  15. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not sure I understand you here. Are you saying that the liquid part of semen and seawater have the same composition? I think you should finish the story.
     
  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    Sea water and the 'liquid' of mammalian semen are analogous. They have the same function. Since mammals do not live in the water any more they have to create their own little oceans. This is called semen, or 'extra yoghurt'.
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    yep, you and spuriousass
     
  18. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    We apologise - from the heart of our bottoms.

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  19. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    and from the tip of our ...
     
  20. John99 Banned Banned

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    Well i guess we cant delete our posts anymore, or can we?
     
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