Nicotine in Semen

Or fashion. I see the popularity of nicotine flavours declining in the near future, to be replaced by mint, or coconut, or perhaps banana. Yum yum. I'm not a gay by any stretch of the imagination but I could certainly see myself gulping something that sounds as delicious as that.

 

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Indeed, imagine going to the office in the morning and instead of having a smoke break you have a go at the willy of your colleague and vice versa just to get in the mood for a good working day. Imagine the increase in productivity and networking skills.

 

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"Morning, Mr. Wilkins - the usual?"
"Yes please, Jarvis. Oh, and stick a flake in it."

 

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I also see a new niche for the 'barber/haircut/whatever it is' industry.

Imagine that businessmen have corporate logos cut into their pubic hair! Free advertisement!

'WoW, their semen sure tastes sweet, maybe their product is too!'

One could extrapolate this idea to all levels of society!

The civil servant pubic haircut:
'This man is a civil servant; they sure can give a lot back to society!'

 

I think perhaps we're swerving off into the realms of sordid personal fantasy here a little, monkeyman - hm?

 

and its no wonder it got moved to the cesspool.

 

You are right. This is turning into a full-blown science and society thread.

Or maybe even ethics thread: is it ethical to force your employees to put a corporate logo haircut in their pubic hair to exploit their sweet semen? I mean, how much influence does a corporation have on the sweetness of their employee's semen?

I imagine there could be some influence if they have special lunch diets at the place of business that are required to be consumed for all employees. But is that even ethical?

 

Unsubstantiated theory. The fact is that it was moved before we started to explore Redarmy11's fantasies.

 

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say what? You're not blaming me, Orleander? :shrug:

 

Let's blame the chechen lover. he has the last post before it was moved (well, I suspect it was the last post before it was moved).

 

And even if it wasn't we can always pretend that it is. Few will be able to prove otherwise - and the ones who can won't care. It's perfect.

 

I'll bet he is bitter because he never tasted the sweetness of semen.

 

There's a clear inverse relationship between the two. What one would intuitively think is, in this case, borne out by the facts.

 

Indeed, common sense is the backbone of modern science.

 

Yuck.

 

Caramel? Orange? Peppermint? Fudge Brownie?

 

but seriously. semen and taste are serious subjects, which can lead to a wonderfully rich discussion.

 

Biologificate away. We're all ears. We'll drag this thing out of the muck yet.

 

jesus christ, why am I always the one that has to make meaningful discussion here on this forum!

 

B.. bu..

You know so much and we cower in your shadow.