Masterbation: how often?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by madanthonywayne, Aug 24, 2007.

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How often do you masterbate?

  1. I'm male, I never masterbate

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    9.1%
  2. I'm female, I never masterbate

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    9.1%
  3. I'm male, more than once a day

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    18.2%
  4. I'm female, more than once a day

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. I'm male, every day or two

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  6. I'm female, every day, or two

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. I'm male, once or twice a week

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  8. I'm female, once or twice a week

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. I'm male, once or twice a month

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  10. I'm female, once or twice a month

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. I'm male, rarely

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. I'm female, rarely

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    LOL, i do it if i want to fall asleep faster, it makes me super sleepy. Its like the natural alternative to Tylenol PM.
     
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  3. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Yeh... A natural valium.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    What helps me fall asleep is limiting oxygen supply...basically I put a blanket over my face...and since I get less oxygen...I fall asleep...the trick is to turn sideways when you fall asleep, while sleeping.
     
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  7. Reiku Banned Banned

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    ''What helps me fall asleep is limiting oxygen supply...basically I put a blanket over my face...and since I get less oxygen...I fall asleep...the trick is to turn sideways when you fall asleep, while sleeping.''

    Well, i suppose that would help. I thought you where going to say you put a paper bag round your head... OH GAWD...
    Anyway, you must be pretty horny then, considering you don't let loose eh?
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    horny?

    not sure about the relation here...about letting loose...

    but I am horny every day...that for sure

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    ....and yes masturbation is the greatest sleep inducer/stress reducer...3/day
     
  9. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Wow, i thought you where like, anti-masturbation for some reason. Oh well...
    I still think you're missing out from ''going out there.'' You don't need to sleep with anyone... Just mingle... And then see where it all leads... And if your really disturbed by the idea of STD's, then ask the other person to get a test, then see the results after so many weeks time. There's ways' around your little incongruity you know.
     
  10. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Sometimes, it can make you feel a little depressed or down
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    yeah thats what it does constantly...but its unavoidable.
     
  12. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Depressed? Why?
    Reiku
     
  13. [a-5] Sex machine, coin operated. Registered Senior Member

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    For people with low self-esteem, it can make them feel as if they will never amount to anything as far as the opposite gender is concerned.
     
  14. Ghost_007 Registered Senior Member

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    Do you do it because you get aroused, do you arouse yourself just so you can do it? There are those that try to make the experience as pleasurable and enjoyable as possible (e.g. play around with stuff - don't ask me), maybe make it feel like the real thing, and then those that just get the sparks going and race to an orgasm, its like a high for them, just like a drug addiction in my opinion.

    I think every guy is horny everyday, but that doesn't mean they have to masturbate 3+ times a day.

    And it makes you depressed? Why? What do you think when you’ve done the deed?

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    Yeh, I’ve heard if you keep a bag over your head and masturbate you get a really, really good high/orgasm, something to do with oxygen being cut off - don't try that though.
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    I get aroused because I get aroused...its like a cycle for me...



    Because I remember the days when I was young 4-9 and I was innocent and didn't have the need to do it. I could look up to God and he could see through me.


    I am normal, ok. I dont need anything except female picture to orgasm...in fact many times my imagination feels in the need. As for the the bag, it is too dangerous. I was just saying that putting a blanket over the face lightly...will cause less oxygen to get in and thus I fall asleep faster.
     
  16. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    I dunno, just do. I thought it was a common thing
     
  17. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Well, talking about this from a totally psychological viewpoint, many things can make you depressed afterwards... Sorry if i sounded niave in replying ''why?'' - But it is something i hear very rarely of, but it might be much more common than usual.

    I've studied that people who suffer these depressive outbursts after something like masturbation, it can usually be tied back to some prior cause. Take for instance God. God seems to be a perfect reason for us to feel ''bad'' after masturbation.

    DeathFrom are you religious? I know Draqon is. We have had this discussion before. I don't know whether Draqon however tie this to any diety.

    Likewise, my friend told me today, after me mentioning this guilt-trip and he told me that after ejaculation, he also felt a ''dirty'' sensation, (i wasn't expecting this reply) and that he needed to put the porn away as soon as possible...
    It's a strange thing (from my point of view) why someone would get embarrassed, ashamed or depressed after such a thing. It is natural. If Dogs could do it, they'd be called wankers. Not hounds.

    Reiku
     
  18. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Well i was brought up in the catholic faith, but i drifted from that path a long time ago. I mentioned earlier, that personally i think that there is a link between masturbation and bad luck. Bad things always are not that far after masturbation. I know that might sound absurb, but i find it to be very true in my case. Maybe that's why i feel depressed after, because i know something bad is going happen.

    I sound like a wackjob
     
  19. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    because it feels good?
     
  20. Reiku Banned Banned

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    ''Well i was brought up in the catholic faith, but i drifted from that path a long time ago. I mentioned earlier, that personally i think that there is a link between masturbation and bad luck. Bad things always are not that far after masturbation. I know that might sound absurb, but i find it to be very true in my case. Maybe that's why i feel depressed after, because i know something bad is going happen.
    I sound like a wackjob''

    Mmmm - inetersting. You see, masturbation is a thing you either do a lot... like every day, or it is something you do one or twice a week... I'm not embarrased to admit that i will do it every three days...

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    I bet that each time you do it, you are measuring the pros too close to the cons... what kind of bad things happen?
     
  21. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    One time in summer, i caught the flu badly just 1 day before i was required to hand in my uni work. Who gets the flu in the middle of summer???? Another time i broke out in a painful rash, recieved a 'study termination' from uni(which turned out to be a mistake), a big hot piece of pizza crust got flicked and stuck in my eyes and ended up going to the ER.

    Maybe i am wrong and its my nature to be unlucky, but i have noticed that alot of bad things happen to me after masturbation.
     
  22. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Oh dear

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    I had to laugh slightly with the whole pizza crust thingy... oops.
    Maybe you are just unlucky, as you said... ... ... poor you...
     
  23. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    hahahahahaa
     

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