Masterbation: how often?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by madanthonywayne, Aug 24, 2007.

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How often do you masterbate?

  1. I'm male, I never masterbate

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  2. I'm female, I never masterbate

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  3. I'm male, more than once a day

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  4. I'm female, more than once a day

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. I'm male, every day or two

    2 vote(s)
    18.2%
  6. I'm female, every day, or two

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. I'm male, once or twice a week

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  8. I'm female, once or twice a week

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. I'm male, once or twice a month

    1 vote(s)
    9.1%
  10. I'm female, once or twice a month

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. I'm male, rarely

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. I'm female, rarely

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. [a-5] Sex machine, coin operated. Registered Senior Member

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    Mentally, more than anything. Why do you think that women are considered to be man's unsolvable mystery? I, being 16, am experiencing this firsthand. Women, especially adolescent women, are freaking insane. Half want a cock rammed up their vagina, the other half look for love. It's all fucked (in my opinion).
     
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  3. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LOL, I do that!! Its like a whole damn movie with a certain setting, costumes, plot, etc. My husband says listening to me tell it is better than a porn since there so much detail.

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    But I can't get past the fact that its my own damn hand. Somebody else's hand, no problem.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    women are too shy to tell the truth here...obviously the 0% of females never masturbate...is totally not the reality of how things are.

    Or do they fear that they might have the same needs as men do? oh no...
     
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  7. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    i vote:

    I'm female, once or twice a week

    lol
     
  8. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    A hell of a lot.
     
  9. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    tut tut.. horny devil

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    lol
     
  10. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    Aww i'm soo loving you atm

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    , your the first female which i know of ,who admits to 'doing the deed'. I don't know why most females deny the fact they masturbate, we all do it!.
     
  11. DanceAndExplode Fear me, for I am Death. Registered Senior Member

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    haha thanx

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    yeh i know. it just makes you look like a pussy if you deny it.. everybody does it, so why deny it? lol
    anyway i wanna know the results of this thread, so i thought i may as well contribute to the statistics lol
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I enjoy watching women masturbating, it is sooooo sensual.
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    same thing here
     
  14. Atom Registered Senior Member

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    i'm glad SAM hasn't voted.

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  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I don't think everybody does it. I think everybody tries it, but not everybody does it. Not everybody gets anything out of it.
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    ...I dont believe that, sorry. Maybe for females it is indeed different...who knows...masturbation for males is like everyday female's period.
     
  17. Ghost_007 Registered Senior Member

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    Lmfao! Hahaha
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    its funny but definitely not true.
     
  19. Ghost_007 Registered Senior Member

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    Not true? Whats not true?

    Do you have "long, complex, drawn-out fantasies with dialogue, plotlines and heroes"? :bugeye:
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    yes I do. I fantasize how we met, how we make eye contacts, how I touch her, how she looks at me innocent angel, and than I lift her up....see it all...and it gets more erotic after that, and we end up doing it somewhere totally else.
     
  21. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Are you saying you can't achieve orgasm by masterbation?
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    let's just say I answered the poll before it was locked down
     
  23. Reiku Banned Banned

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    ''I figured guys did it becuse it just easier. No asking, no foreplay, no complimenting.
    Why do women do it, especially on a weekly basis?''

    They're basically horny cows. If they don't get it one way or another, they turn into raving nymphs.
     

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