|| Please note: I made this thread a sticky. So, please, post any future jokes, funny stories, etc here. Do not start a new thread every time you want to post a joke. Please help wanted: A place for the “natural” Medicine!! A guy goes to the Doctor; .. Doctor I have a terrible pain on my lower leg, The doctor checks him and prescribes some tablets, saying; You take two every day for the next 4 days and after that you can go to work. Oh! Thank you, thank you doctor you are really fantastic, not only you gona cure me but also find me a job!! _______ A guy with a severe loss of hair comes to see the doctor; …Doctor can you give me something to preserve my hair? The doctor turns around; yes sure by all means, you can use that empty shoe box over there! ________ The Gynecologist comes to the patient as says; Mrs ….I have good news for you.. The lady promptly replies, ohnn no doctor it is Miss The Doctor replies, Ohn pardon, then I think I have bad news for you!! ____ Doctor to Patient; I’m afraid I have some bad news and some good news; What’s the bad news? Doc: Well we accidentally amputated the wrong leg. ..The good news? Doc: Well your other leg seems to be improving. ______ Doctor to patient: …Well you should have come to see me earlier. Yes I know, ..its just that I went to see a faith-healer. And what stupid advice did that faith-healer gave you?? Patient: ...That I should come to see you!! ______ The Drunken husband (lipstick all over the face) comes home at 6 am. The wife is already waiting for at the door. ….Dear, …May I ask what brings you home at this time??? The husband replies while trying to stay straight; Yes, darling, Breakfast!! _____ Doctor what can I do this vacation so that my wife doesn’t get pregnant?? Doctor: Well take her with you!!