Damn I should read my bible more often, if I could find it. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama. Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush. (Change the state name as required)
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start with holy mackerel ............................. the original I saw long ago had a bird between the fish and the eyes for the bird; reference b & w tv show from the fifties Amos and Andy and their friend kingfish
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An Irishman after much nagging, decided to take his Mrs on a holiday. They decide to go to Israel, and while undertaking some sightseeing in Jerusalem, the wife has a massive heart attack and dies. Sadly the Irishman confronts the local Funeral director about how much for the funeral and burial. The director offers his condolence and says that they have two price categories....To fly her back Ireland would be a hefty $35,000, or the more popular economical one, being buried in Jerusalem at $1500. The Irishman thinks for a while and says he'll prefer to fly her back to Ireland despite the expense. The Director is somewhat taken aback and asks the Irishman, why he doesn't go for the Jerusalem burial much cheaper variety. The Irishman laughs heartily and says, "I'm no fucking Idiot Son, why would I bury her here after what that bloke did 2000 years ago after they buried him.
What is the difference between yoghurt and the USA? Sooner or later the yoghurt develops a culture Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Son ask dad what are boobs ? Well son boobs are a ladies breast Breast go through three phases At age her 20 a woman's breasts are like melons round and firm From age 30 to 40 more like pears. Still nice but hanging a bit Age 50 plus like onions. You see them and weep Daughter asks mom what is a willie? Well daughter a willie is man's pee pee Pee pee goes through three phases also Age 20 willie like an oak tree mighty and hard Age 30 to 40 more like birch. Flexible but reliable Age 50 plus like Christmas tree. Dead from the root up and balls are just for decoration Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
According to the Office for National Statistics in your country 190,374 people are having sex right now...212,130 Are kissing...and one poor ole person Is reading posts on a science forum. You hang in there sunshine!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!