Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    When pee is dripping out hard NOT to remember

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    Was grade up? down?

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    NT News newspaper Darwin 1st Jan 2021

    I think this would also fit Trump (2020) - Biden (2021) - Transition

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    If this thread keeps going down these lines, turning into a thinly-veiled forum for sexist "jokes", I will close it.
     
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    No more Irish jokes James? What about religious jokes James? Let me make this short and sweet, because I certainly do not want to upset your preciousness any more then I already have.
    I'm not interested anymore in your pretentious, sanitized views on sexism or racism, or the lies that you tell to enforce them.
    I'm also not interested in your sanitized forum you are attempting to run.
    I can rest pretty easy that others here have finally seen through your pretentious veil, and the disgusting allegations that you and the feminazi need to make to support your position.
    I have better things to do and will not be back, not even to view your probable, usual condescending reply when anyone dare attempts to stand up to you or your views and opinions.
    I live in the real world and will embrace that general free and easy life and laughs that go with it. You do the best you can.

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    If that's a joke Paddyboy
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    I just don't get it


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    paddoboy:

    Your latest post reads a bit like the usual sort of "goodbye cruel forum" post that we often get from disgruntled people who have just been moderated. The person concerned usually disappears for a short time, then returns as if nothing happened and carries on from where they left off.

    I believe you've already been through this stage of the cycle at least once before, haven't you?

    Are you for real this time?
    Try reading what I wrote, for a change, rather than making up your own straw man.

    Whatever.

    I get it. This is your final goodbye, for real this time. Right? After this, we'll never see you here again.

    After all, it would make you feel a bit silly, kicking up a fuss like this and then later returning to carry on as before, forgetting your dramatic exit post [again], wouldn't it?

    Who is "the feminazi"? Are you too afraid to say?

    Do you have a special level of anger for a woman who is here, or is "the feminazi" a man? I'm interested, because in my experience, misogynist men often go ballistic when mere women start to question their behaviour. You're not that guy, are you?

    Of course you do. You won't read this post, then. Hey, that means I can say whatever I want about you, right? Free kick time! Wacko!

    Ooh. Okay. Here's what I really think of paddo, everyone:

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    There are many replies I could make to that, but seeing as you're leaving and all, I don't see the point of ending on a sour note.

    Maybe in six months time, or a year, you'll reflect on your departure from here and feel a little ashamed of your behaviour. If you ever want to return and apologise to everybody, you know where we are.

    Best of luck in your real world, paddoboy. Not that you'll read this, or anything. Right?

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    Hooray!
     
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