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  1. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    easy pickings, not only that but when she said 'Hey big boy, I'm hot and I'm horny, do me right now', I unzipped and released my.....holy shit, I forgot I was in another dimension, my package was now a ......
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    smiling pig that was really upset that I let it out because it really wanted to
     
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  5. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    explore in the other direction, which it then did, causing me to have the most massive...
     
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  7. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    headache, with its little tail wagging I looked for a ......
     
  8. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    pair of tweezers to remove it but all I could find was...
     
  9. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    a machete in my back pocket, always carried one, so I gritted my teeth, closed my eyes and in one swipe I hacked it off. but instead of pain I felt myself floating through an ethereal cloud of plasmic energy and when I opened my eyes I saw .......
     
  10. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    paramedics fussing over me. I'd finally snapped out of my meths-induced coma. As I recuperated, a nurse bought me in a newspaper to read. I was shocked to see the headline said...
     
  11. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    ..."Obama States: Drink Booze - You'll Need It !", which reminded me...
     
  12. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    of a time when blacks were negroes, gays were queers & arabs were camel jockeys, so I joined a redneck paramilitary troupe just so I could drink, shoot up, drop acid, smoke a few joints & screw as many ugly chicks as I could but there was one thing missing, so where the hell was ....
     
  13. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    my sister and girlfriend? Her name is Julie. I looked about but I could only see...
     
  14. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    tempty the turtle having a drink at the bar with oscar to pimp trying to score some
     
  15. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    undigested rabbit dung, he liked to wash them down with straight vodka, said that everytime he popped a raisin he would ......
     
  16. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    shag a fat cow, before
     
  17. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    blowing a load all over her...
     
  18. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    swollen scrotum, oh oh, then realizing it's really a 1500 lb bull and is standing in the middle of the Plaza de Toros in front of 10000 screaming Spanish drunkards who are ready to......
     
  19. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    offload all their empty cerveza bottles at me, until...
     
  20. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I see one of the Picadors throwing his lance at the hot dog vendor in Section 12, piercing him right thru the head, the ensuing melee for the franks allowed me to .....
     
  21. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    try to catch the bull by its tail and bite it to see if
     
  22. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    I really had shagged a 3/4 ton bull and then to my surprise he got around behind me and what happened next will go down in Bullfighting history, for I became the ......
     
  23. The Flemster Registered abuser Registered Senior Member

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    first person to be impregnated by a horny bull. It was a few months until the date of my first scan and I was nervous. Not least because...
     
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