# Finish my Sentence

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by ReighnStorm, Jun 3, 2005.

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1. ### PsychoticEpisodeIt is very dry in here todayValued Senior Member

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by golly he was outta there, who would have thought that lolling was the key to interdimensional travel, so no sooner did he leave X, then he arrived in the Land of Peckerheads where everyone wore purple helmets and ......

3. ### RosnetPhilomorpherRegistered Senior Member

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simply bounced about on their heads as a means of getting from one place to the other, which, regretfully, compromised

5. ### The FlemsterUnstoppable sex machineRegistered Senior Member

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any hopeful means of mass transit. Luckily, he woke up from his from his absinthe-fuelled dream at this point and realised he was really late for his date with...

7. ### RosnetPhilomorpherRegistered Senior Member

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himself, once again making use of the cursed wormhole, forced to do so because

8. ### cosmictravelerBe kind to yourself always.Valued Senior Member

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he had the crabs and couldn't get rid of them , everyone knew he was infected and didn't want to

9. ### PsychoticEpisodeIt is very dry in here todayValued Senior Member

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play jiggly-wiggly with him so with any luck the crabs could find themselves on some planet at the other end of the universe, and so it came to pass, but the crabs eventually evolved into a superior intelligent race, figured out where they came from and ....

10. ### KilljoyPropelling The Farce!!Valued Senior Member

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...started a jihad against the fishermen of the Bering Sea, and the Gulf of Mexico, and Cape Cod, and Chesapeake Bay - and anywhere else that their brother crustaceans were hunted and made meals of... ...their harrowing battle cry filled the air with an awful clatter as...

11. ### PsychoticEpisodeIt is very dry in here todayValued Senior Member

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pincers removed the extremities of their hapless victims but as in everything bad there is some good because just then .......

12. ### RosnetPhilomorpherRegistered Senior Member

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Super-crab-saver-man flew in and stared everyone down with his X-Ray vision, making everyone feel embarrassed, and thus

13. ### The FlemsterUnstoppable sex machineRegistered Senior Member

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another ridiculous and abstract day came to an end. Or did it? Because, just then...

14. ### PsychoticEpisodeIt is very dry in here todayValued Senior Member

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a sign appeared in cyberspace, a gigantic screen filling post that read ' I am the Lord thy Mod', ....was it the end times?..... or a new beginning? and as the world panicked it became painfully obvious that ......

15. ### The FlemsterUnstoppable sex machineRegistered Senior Member

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the apocalypse had arrived. In Geneva, scientists turned on the Hayden Supercollider. The skies darkened for a moment and the ground trembled slightly before, suddenly, everything blinked out of existence and a string of letters appeared, floating in the ether, that read 'LEVEL 2'.
Slowly, reality returned, only this time it was...

16. ### PsychoticEpisodeIt is very dry in here todayValued Senior Member

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the inside of The Flemster's mind, not much room in there but cozy

, because it was full of all kinds of useless shit and some stuff that was pretty raunchy if you know what I mean, but most disturbing of all was .....

17. ### The FlemsterUnstoppable sex machineRegistered Senior Member

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the darkest thoughts were leaking out and forming themselves in to corporeal beings, the worst of which resembled...

18. ### PsychoticEpisodeIt is very dry in here todayValued Senior Member

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one of the mods at Sciforums, a fate worse than a bout of irritable bowel syndrome while trying to score with a hot chick, but in the interest of science one had to .....

19. ### KilljoyPropelling The Farce!!Valued Senior Member

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...find the fabled storehouses of "Achole" said to be located in the City of the Ancients somewhere near the...

20. ### RosnetPhilomorpherRegistered Senior Member

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east coast of 'Ngf where, it was said, the souls banished from the holy kingdom of Psiphoromania roamed, thirsting for revenge. It is to this dreaded place that I was doomed to go, but I did not quail for I was sure that

21. ### The FlemsterUnstoppable sex machineRegistered Senior Member

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the No. 53 bus goes right past it. I best check my pockets for my bus card. Hold on, what's this? It looks like a...

22. ### cosmictravelerBe kind to yourself always.Valued Senior Member

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condom that I'd been saving for thirty years for a special occasion and this seemed to be

23. ### The FlemsterUnstoppable sex machineRegistered Senior Member

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a pretty special occasion. Especially seeing as the bus driver looked just like...