1001 Things to do Before You Die...

weed_eater_guy:

You Macross bastard.

596. Survive a 10,000 foot fall.
597. Fight for your life.
598. Win a million dollars at a blackjack table.
599. Charge with the Light Brigade.
600. Learn the answer to the Riddle of Steel.

 

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601. learn what the Riddle of Steel is
602. eat an emu burger
603. write hate mail to high standing member od the public.
604. create a disguise incase any of the letters incriminate u
605. set fire to stuff just for the hell of it
606. take a bungee jump to Mars.
607. sing 'All By Myself' in a crazed voice whilst hanging from a very very tall building suspended only by a rope of strawberry laces.
608. eat those laces!

 

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609. Jessica Alba
610. Make a new kind of weapon that uses babies as the source of ammunition
611. Get into a fight with George Clooney

 

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612.Eat Magic Mushrooms
613.Laff so hard you think you may die
614.Drink a fifth, Smoke an 8th and put together a puzzel intended for 5-8 yearolds.

 

Get in a fight with george clooney....

win fight with george clooney.

The same can be said for Bill O'Reilly.

 

617. Stand up for something you believe in.

 

619. Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

620. Taist your owen semen... makes seice you make it you taste it

 

621: Cure cancer
622: cure death ( then you have all the time i nthe world to do all 1001 things)

 

624:have sex with every girl on sciforums( thats what about.... 5 or 6 right? lol)

 

625: find out what Macross means and what that has to do with being a bastard
626: fly in saturn's upper atmosphere, just to enjoy the view
627: abolish riku 124's cure for death because if you don't die of natural causes, then you can only die of unnatural causes, meaning you'll want to live as boring a life as possible to up the life span!
628: convince riku 124 to settle for 500 years of lifespan, maybe 1000, still plenty of time

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629:buy britney spears a pair of pants, that is one nasty snatch

 

630. Study all things.
631. Write a library of books explaining the relationship of everything, and the origin of everything.

 

632. Tell Weed_Eater_Guy that Macross is a series of Japanese animation television shows and movies, that include all his dog fighting dreams from his post before last.
633. Be a material girl in a material world.
634. Make love in a train, cross country.
635. Become a ray of light.
636. Be like a virgin, touched for the very first time.

 

637. to smile often
638. find purpose in life
639. find a friend in life
640. find happiness in life
641. fullfill my goal in life
642. keep relatives living as long as I can
643. keep myself living as long as I can to live until the mission to Mars, to be the first human on Mars
644. to die on Mars.

 

645 See a extinct species come back to life
646 Eat dodo eggs with a stuffed tasmanian tiger in your living room

 

647. Somehow, have a roll in the death of Paris Hilton

 

648: improve your spelling

'role' not roll

 

649. Write a book on how typos happen to the best of us.

 

650: BrEaK YO bAcK anD SmOKe sOMe CrAcK
651: Kill the last one of a species and eat it!

haha ^^^