1001 Things to do Before You Die...

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  1. Nuttyfish Guest

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    , me again,


    How many things are there that everyone needs to do before they pass on to better places? Well, I think there are at least 1001, and the proof's in the title.

    1. Live a really long time
    2. Get lung cancer, and survive...then die
    3. Jump off the Empire State
    4. Grow a really long beard
     
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  3. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    5. bludgeon a hobo to death with a hammer
     
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    6. throw the hammer in the river
    7.burn cloths worn while budgeoning hobo
     
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    8. Overdose on heroin and jump out of a plane without a parachute
    9. Bust into a police station with two tommy guns and shoot as many cops as you can
    10. Strap a bomb to yourself and run into the mall screaming and blow it up
    11. Set a church on fire and wait for a firefighter to make a heroic rescue and then grab the person they rescued and run back into the church with them
     
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    12. Prove Pythagoras' Theorem, Einstein's theory of relativity and all of Newton's laws wrong...by being infeasbly clever
     
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    13. Go on a rampage
     
  10. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    13. Get one of those drip feed things and fill it full of vodka, then live like that without food for a week
    14. Absorb yourself into your sofa, like that stupid american woman discussed somwhere else on sciforums
     
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    15. go in to space
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    16. Meet alien lifeforms from elesewhere in our universe that were cool and easy to get along with.

    17.Time travel.
     
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    18. uppercut George Bush with my wang.

    19. poop, pee, sneeze, cough, fart, puke, siezure, faint, have a stroke and a heart attack all at the same time
     
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    20. Make someone read and enjoy your favourite book.
    21. Go trolleyracing down a deserted road, and get booked by the speed cameras
    22. Feed the Ducks
    23. Streak across the Sea World Nara spa and pool
     
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    take bush with me
     
  16. c20H25N3o Shiny Heart of a Shiny Child Registered Senior Member

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    24. Tell God you are really sorry for rejecting Him your whole life and ask Jesus for eternal life. Ask and you will receive. Death where is thy sting now?
     
  17. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    25 punch an australian idol contestant in the face
    26 break the land speed record
    27 drink 100 litres of vodka (not in one sitting, over time)
     
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    28. Drink 100 litres of vodka in one sitting
    29. Break some more records
    30. Be involved in a conspiracy against the crown/government/school/pub
    31. Rob Fort Knox
     
  19. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    32. Have an orgy with 6 women.

    33. Travel around the world on an ocean liner.
     
  20. cardiovascular_tech behind you with a knife Registered Senior Member

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    34. have a orgy with 10 women
    35. steal a f-15 tomcat
    36. most of all rule the world
     
  21. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    37 shave one of howards eyebrows
    38 take someone hostage
    39 be taken hostage
    40 get the 1001th reason on a thread such as this one
     
  22. Nexus6 Registered Member

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    41 Rob a bank
    42 Punch Donald Trump in the face
    43 Pull an inside job at an armored car company
    44 Be in a porn
    45 Drop your pants at a fancy resturant and pee on everyone.
     
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    46. Be involved in a heist (and pull it off sucessfully)
    47. Become a photographer for a year, travelling round the world in search for the perfect picture
     
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