1001 Things to do Before You Die...

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464. Create a black hole machine in a matter of hours, just out of college
465. Survive a black hole on my face (Godzilla is my hero)
466. Steal a tank and joyride
 
467. Conduct a full scale invasion of of the world, based out of Hungary
468. Begin the Magyar Supremecist movement.
469. Change the official language of the world(Now called Hungary) to Latin
470. Name every city more elegant than Budapest New Budapest, Unia, or some other equally dignified name.
471. Construct a giant library in Budapest, and name it the Library of Infinite Knowledge.
472. Declare that the only laws that will be enforced throughout the Hungarian Empire are laws against murder and attempted creation of currency.
 
483. while leaving underwater, swim real fast so that nitrogen bubbles will form in the blood and than see what happens.
 
490. Do a shit in public.
491. Roam the streets naked.
492. Own my personal trainline.
493. Own a private jet, which I could fly.
494. Own a little cessna with leather seats n stuff :D and be a bush pilot.
495. Marry a South American girl.
496. Gyrate naked in the Queen's face.
497. Wipe my arse on the American flag, not for any ideological reasons, just to stir things up.
 
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