World's largest fake breast!!!

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Syzygys

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...and the new record goes to:

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"Maxi Mounds’s 36MM bust was accepted by Guinness World Records in a new World's Largest Augmented Breasts category, after years of lobbying by the entertainer.

Each of her breasts weighs 20 pounds – and they are still growing, thanks to the controversial "polypropylene string" treatment that created them."

In other news, she was declared seriously handicapped...
 
Apparently woman #2 is bigger:

"On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg).[3] Because of the nature of her string implants, Charms' breasts are continually expanding (by about 25 millimeters a month). Regular visits to her surgeon in Houston to have excess fluid drained are necessary.

Although she did not formally contend for the title, it's likely that Charms woulld be considered the holder of the Guinness World Record for the "World's Largest Augmented Breasts." The record currently belongs to Maxi Mounds. Pictures of Charms and Mounds together appear to show that Charms has the larger breasts."
 
What's the reason for this exactly? I think this hardly qualifies as anything special. I mean their fake so... what's up with that? Now if they were real thats something worth reckoning. Is she amazing because her skin can stretch so far or something? But whatever as long as she's happy with the results.
 
It's not the woman's retina-burningly-ugly breasts which concern me; it is the stupid, red-neck, "proud" look in her eyes. I mean, just look at that bitch's dirty smirk, proudly clenching that Guinness World Records award in her hand. Is this supposed to be an accomplishment? I hope she enjoys severe backpain later on in life. What I'm curious about is, "why?" There are only two reasons I can come up with: she thinks they're attractive; alternatively, she wants to be remembered in a record book for doing something. If she's doing it to look attractive, then damn did she fail. If she did it for the record, then it sucks for her that some other bimbo will come along and break her unimpressive "record" some odd years later. I'm curious about the physical state of her nipples: they're probably around the size of a dinner plate each. Can nipples explode?
 
Those aren't that big at all. I mean if I were as big around as he is my boobs would be bigger, but then I'm not a man. But I've seen way worse. :p nasty.

well could you send me a picture of your boobies? :bugeye: So that I can measure everything, right.
 
well could you send me a picture of your boobies? :bugeye: So that I can measure everything, right.

I would but... I work for the government and they search all my stuff all the time. You'll have to use your imagination. I'm a 34D if that helps:. LOL
 
I was joking, I prefer natural breasts, and small ones are nice too.

I don't normally have sex with women often so... I'm probably not the best judge and I don't have the smallest breasts so also makes me a poor judge, but I don't understand breast augmentation, unless its reconstructive surgery. But whatever makes you happy.
 
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