Your Song


uniquely dreadful
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Ever heard a song that described you to a T?:D

Do I stress you out
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say how appropriate
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
But I can't help it
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
If only I could hunt the hunter
And all I really want is some patience
a way to calm the angry voice
And all I really want is deliverance
Do I wear you out
You must wonder why I'm relentless and all strung out
I'm consumed by the chill of solitary
I'm like Estella
I like to reel it in and then spit it out
I'm frustrated by your apathy
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land
If only I could meet the maker
And I am fascinated by the spiritual man
I am humbled by his humble nature
What I wouldn't give to find a soulmate
Someone else to catch this drift
And what I wouldn't give to meet a kindred
Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute
Enough about you, let's talk about life for a while
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses
Falling all around.... all around
Why are you so petrified of silence
Here can you handle this?
Did you think about you bills, your ex, your deadlines
Or when you think you're going to die
Or did you long for the next distraction
And all I need now is the intellectual intercourse
A soul to dig the hole much deeper
And I have no concept of time other than it is flying
If only I could kill the killer
All I really want is some peace man
A place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
All I really want is some comfort
A way to get my hands untied
And all I really want is some justice.....

Whats your song?
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I have one that fits my current situation to a tee.

East Korean National Anthem: "One Day More"
(To the tune of "The Sound of Music")

The fields are aliiiive
With atomic fury
Which won't be decayed...for a thousand years

The wells are all filled
With rancid sewage
The Warm Current froths...with industrial waste

I know - our secret police control ev'rything
From the coast to the Great Salt Mines
We enjoy full democratic voting rights - same Great Leader, e-every time

- And to laugh at our class enemies and then
Jail them 'til they die
And sing Worker's Hyms through the ash-choked night
To the great god Myuu-in-the-Skyyyyyy

I go to the mills
When the siren's blowing
The Two Minutes' Hate
I have heard be-fore

My loyalties are inspected
By rubber pro-tru-ders
But alive I will be -
One day more
Cool! I love 70's country music. I once purchased the whole Time-Life country music collection from TV (yes, I was drunk).

GASP!!!! I'm so jealous!!!! I look at my husband with puppy dog eyes every time that commercial comes on. He just has to hear it and he says "no!" :mad: bastard.

Do you have Engelbert Humperdick?
geoffp's "current situation" qualifier leads me to ask of sam.......
is it a good fit for all times?