The best misspellings thread

[skaught]

oh and the monkey used to be a mod as did xev and god knows how many times xev was banned. The monkey is now permidently banned

What's 'permidently'? Is that dent in your car which can't be fixed by a panel beater?

I think that is the glue for dentures.

http://www.sciforums.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=1962387

Stop You Stupid Losers Dont Talk About Me

Look closely.

 

[Orleander]

I think the best ones are where the word is in the title and all throughout the posts and still they misspell it claiming they don't have spell check:wallbang: or they have learning issues.
lazy lazy lazy

If you have dyslexia, don't you have reading issues? Here they don't seem to have that, just spelling. :shrug:

 

[Steve100]

Draqon on multiple occasions "loose" instead of "lose"
I'll give him that one though. He does very well to speak English at all.

 

[Orleander]

Draqon on multiple occasions "loose" instead of "lose"
I'll give him that one though. He does very well to speak English at all.

Really? :bugeye: He's been in the US since he was a child.

 

[Enmos]

I think the best ones are where the word is in the title and all throughout the posts and still they misspell it claiming they don't have spell check:wallbang: or they have learning issues.
lazy lazy lazy

If you have dyslexia, don't you have reading issues? Here they don't seem to have that, just spelling. :shrug:

You can have either but most likely both.

 

[Reiku]

http://www.sciforums.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=1962387



Look closely.

Is there a prize, cuz i should win it. Cuz, i once said Tangeable, to tangible. I think any resident people with difficulties in spelling should not be targeted.

Hence, i will have something to say about it.

 

[Kadark]

In my opinion, Asguard's patented "hedrosexual" takes home the gold.

Man, that guy spells like a retard.


Kadark

 

[clusteringflux]

In my opinion, Asguard's patented "hedrosexual" takes home the gold.

Man, that guy spells like a retard.


Kadark....
The What?

:shrug:

 

[Reiku]

In my opinion, Asguard's patented "hedrosexual" takes home the gold.

Man, that guy spells like a retard.


Kadark

Shut it you wank. I told you, it's not fair. What part did that escape you? And no, this is not a joke. I knew he would be targeted for a problem which atacks well over a million people in my country.

 

[synthesizer-patel]

I've got to admit that I sometimes find Asguard's terrible spelling both hilarious and infuriating.
I've often felt like quietly pointing out how to use the spell checker function in his browser - but hey, he seems like a pretty nice guy overall so I let it slide. Besides, I guess its my problem if his spelling bugs me.


ps - if you're reading this Asguard:

1. No offence intended - so none taken I hope

2. Sorry for never replying to your PM about your corals - only just got it - I'm not on here much right now, and to honest I don't know a great deal about keeping corals in captivity - I'd speak to an experienced aquarist if I were you.

 

[clusteringflux]

This thread was one of my first shining moments on sci. Never complain about spelling when you can't spell.
I got bitch slapped.

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=72905

 

[Syzygys]

Originally Posted by Asguard:

"we are masicusts"

The best misspellings are the ones when you can't even recognize the intended word...Asguard is king, his excuse is using a laptop or palm pilot..

 

[Steve100]

Really? :bugeye: He's been in the US since he was a child.

From how he goes on about going back to Russia, I assumed he grew up there.
That'll teach me not to assume.

I was going to post Asguard's spelling mistakes, but they are far too numerous.

In fact here's one: "nessaraly". How did he manage that? That doesn't even read "necessarily".

 

[Steve100]

shatted

Is that the past tense of "shat", a word that is already in the past tense?
Or was it something else?

 

[John99]

I love reading Asguards posts. He has a good memory too.

 

[Sciencelovah]

Had Asguard been nice to me, I would have stand up for him.

Since that is NOT the case.......... :tempted:

how if we change the challenge into finding Asguard's longest post which contains
no spelling error?

 

[Norsefire]

I think Asguard is intelligent but his spelling is almost always off

 

[Sciencelovah]

I have almost give up for the challenge when I come across this post:

how long is "temporary"?
after all look at zimbuwie

I am not sure if he meant Zimbabwe, so I google for it, here is the result:

Did you mean: zombie

 

[skaught]

Argh... I hate when I forget to subscribe to threads. Especially when I create the damn thing.

I love inzomnias idea to find asguards longest post with no spelling errors.

I myself am actually a pretty bad speller. Not as bad as asguard. But at least I have the sense to use the spell checker on my browser.

 

[tim840]

Shut it you wank. I told you, it's not fair. What part did that escape you? And no, this is not a joke. I knew he would be targeted for a problem which atacks well over a million people in my country.

is asguard dyslexic?