I do have to admit I'm a closet fan of shorty's posts, especially the ones that follow this template:
blah blah whine blah nag blah whine whine blah blah bitch blah whine bitch whine nag blah blah blah bitch whine whine whine blah blah blah (etc..)
but whatever, i'm not going to bitch/whine/nag about it.
I get a nice healthy chuckle every time I read one of those.
LOL. And I got a nice healthy chuckle just imagining why you posted that.