Semi-annual "Bestest Member of SciForums Semi-contest"

We could, but without music on here it would just be a collection of sloppy, meaningless words on SF.

Oh - I see what you mean.

Rap is only poetry.
You can write it freestyly:

The future of this world,
And that of mankind,
I think you’ll find,
Are intertwined,
Open your eyes,
Don’t be blind,
Like a coffin,
Your future is lined,
With the dead,
You’ll be lead,
To your death,
Just leave your life delayed by thread,
If you look far ahead,
Don’t instead,
For into the future your heart has bled.
Yes in the future,
Your heart will bleed,
Freed,
But don’t mislead your steed,
Cos indeed He’ll be freed,
And He’ll lead,
You away,
Don’t you sway,
Enter the fray,
And stay,
Within the melee,
Don’t play.
With your life,
Don’t live by the knife,
Deal with the pain of strife,
Solve your problems,
With the strength of your arm,
Deliver your charm,
To the masses,
That’s where the cash is,
Do not alienate your fate,
Or put too big a serving on your plate,
When you look at your mind,
At its state,
Try to contemplate,
And only retaliate,
When it’s needed,
Establish what your breed is,
Reproduction holds the key,
Don’t waste your energy,
Just perambulate,
JUST VOTE FOR ME!

Do not perforate,
You can have your cake,
Just claim your stake,
And consolidate all (that) you gestate,
To acquire the skills to make your life great.
 
If the opposer refuses this challenge then you have won!
Loaded "question".
This is the equivalent of declaring the result should be decided by a swimming contest without enquiring if both parties can actually swim.

We couldn't.

Mr MacGillivray said:
sniffy said:
Do they do one of those featuring Craig Venter and Richard Dawkins?
No, because they are both wankers.
And in tonight's news: Mr MacGillivray found dead in a dumpster. The only clue so far is the words "Don't diss Craig" etched into his forehead with what forensic experts say may be a stiletto heel as the weapon.
 
No, because they are both wankers.

Thems banning words . Im back . You are all just to funny Ha Ha . Thew votes for the Me's are really adding up . I never knew . I feel so loved . Such a painful ban. You will never guess what happened while I was gone , so at the risk of not being banned again I will save it for another thread . Maybe the teleach other mind back and forth thread . I think I figured it out ? Trolling is like talking in class. Do the right thing !! Vote for Me
 
Loaded "question".
This is the equivalent of declaring the result should be decided by a swimming contest without enquiring if both parties can actually swim.

You are assuming I give a monkeys. Watching someone drown seems acceptable, within the context of this thread :)
 
Glad my dollar was well invested! ;)



(nice convo you biatches got going in the Osama is dead thread btw)

You were only charged a dollar because no one would have the heart to charge you more for your request to have a pipe shoved up your ass. And after all it was your own pipe:shrug:

Did you ever find the gerbil?:D
 
Shriek! I wondered what the hell that thing was doing on my pillow this morning!!

Oh dear! Sniffy is being unsceintific and presenting false information.
That's a jerboa, not a gerbil.
 
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I think I deserve some type of recognition for being the catalyst for the creation of subforums.

When I first came out here in 97 or 98, screaming "jesus will save you from the aliens", the site was just one big forum. What I think happened is the mods got indundated with requests from the science-minded to "get that crazy bitch out of my face", and presto, the subforums were born.

And since, I have been promoted to "sciforums priestass", which involves me showing my ass, some light counseling duties, and some somewhat matriarchal responsibilities.

I'm not sure I deserve an award or a public hanging, but I think some recognition is due.

Thank you.
 
I'm not sure I deserve an award or a public hanging, but I think some recognition is due.
Duly noted, and herewith forthcoming:
I recognise your user name. Haven't I seen some of your posts?
 
Shriek! I wondered what the hell that thing was doing on my pillow this morning!!


For so long Sniffy? Say it aint so? :D

Maybe if this site had more stress relieving off color banter they would't be all in a twist in the Gustav thread.

I can't believe their tails are so long. How can they get lost up the arse? Shouldn't the little tail hang out like a tampon string?:shrug:
 
Wha..?

Bleh!

I can't even..

God you went there...

Tampons will never be the same again.

LOL! I know but didn't you kinda wonder the same?

Anyway I couldn't continue the witty repartee with Sniffy so the red herring offered me a way out:p
 
I think I deserve some type of recognition for being the catalyst for the creation of subforums.

When I first came out here in 97 or 98, screaming "jesus will save you from the aliens", the site was just one big forum. What I think happened is the mods got indundated with requests from the science-minded to "get that crazy bitch out of my face", and presto, the subforums were born.

And since, I have been promoted to "sciforums priestass", which involves me showing my ass, some light counseling duties, and some somewhat matriarchal responsibilities.

I'm not sure I deserve an award or a public hanging, but I think some recognition is due.

Thank you.

mommy
 
Wha..?

Bleh!

I can't even..

God you went there...

Tampons will never be the same again.

O.K. hope this don't get me banned : Micheal Jackson made it to heaven and God side you can have one wish and it is yours , but be careful what you wish for . Michael says " I want to be white up tight and out of sight . God turned him in to a tampon
 
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